5. Demi Moore ruined whip-Its for 14-year-olds everywhere. It's always hard to find out a Brat Packer has fallen on hard times (see: Judd Nelson's face), but after several years riding high as the world's premiere celebrity cougar, Demi was hospitalized for getting high on the world's most immature drug: Whip-its! Now frightened parents might be emptying their fridges of Cool Whip canisters leaving their teenage kids nothing to do but huff paint. Will she ever stop chasing youth?

It's time once again for the results of our #celebreply contest! This week's target was a band that has managed the impressive feat of becoming the most embarrassing thing from Canada, Nickelback. We got a lot of great responses this week, and our favorite gets this FREE Valentine's Day-themed Someecards mug, also available to buy at the Someecards Store!

Pictures don't lie. The jury is still out on who would wield more irreparable damage to the country as Commander in Chief. In case you thought it was just a single tricky photo, check out even more proof that they're doppelgangers below...

The Internet is so rife with spelling, punctuation, and grammatical errors that sometimes we can barely stop ourselves from marking up our screens with a big red pen. But since we're starting to run out of unruined monitors, we feel like there must be a better way to make a difference. So starting now, we'll examine a common error each week, along with a few of the most abyssmal real-world examples we've seen online. Your/you're is one that seems to keep popping up in every corner of the Internet, from Facebook status updates to, well, a lot of other Facebook status updates. For the record, "you're" is a contraction of "you are," such as in the sentence, "You're an idiot if you can't tell the difference between 'your' and 'you're.'" "Your," on the other hand, is a possessive adjective, such as in the sentence, "Your inability to differentiate between 'your' and 'you're' makes you a terrible person." We're glad we could clear that up for everyone, but in case there's still any confusion, here are some other examples of people getting it wrong:

Hairline? Hat rack? Heartburn starring Jack Nicholson and Meryl Streep? Ham lice? There are people who can't believe their ears, and then there's this kid, who wants to waterboard his ears until he can be absolutely sure of what they're saying to him. Unless he's just trolling the spelling bee administrator in a really convincing manner, in which case he needs to quit it with the spelling and enroll in drama school immediately.

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Now that the NY Times and the rest of the media seems determined to remind us how much human sorrow and agony went into the manufacture of our iPads, it's about time for an app that lets us block all that out and just play Angry Birds. Enter Guilt Blocker, the app that lets you hold your iPad without feeling the need to wash the blood off your hands.

Witnessing these nasty breakups in person would be incredibly uncomfortable. But when you can watch from a safe, projectile-free distance on Facebook, it's like seeing a building implode. A building with two very annoying people inside. On the other hand, maybe all of these couples could've stayed together longer if they communicated by any means other than social media.