A lot of people would scoff at this individual for combining everything important to him —- patriotism, his offspring,  a classic science-fiction space opera, giant floating hands — into one hideous mish-mash of multicolored ink. But we say, why stop there? That sandwich you had for lunch was pretty decent — throw that on there. Seinfeld reruns? Who doesn't love those! Keep going until your right arm is full of your favorite bipedal animals and your left is a tribute to the discography of Jethro Tull. But, you know, just the good albums. You don't want to look crazy or anything.