Oh my God, did the police arrest all the baristas from the hipster coffee shop? No silly, they're still there to sell you your cocaine on the down-low. These guys might look like your favorite new Portland-based indie band, but they're the real deal. Amish. True beard, yo. Show them disrespect and they'll build a barn on your ass. The police rounded them up for refusing to pay fines imposed for not having orange safety triangles on their buggies. They claimed that the triangles are too modern, and they refused to attach them. In other words: Thug. 4. Life.
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BIlly S | 09/21/2011 flag |
@Rissa: modern compared to Jesus, blasphemer. Repent!
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BIlly S | 09/21/2011 flag |
Love the bowl haircuts and notice many are also rocking the poofs over the ears. Does that come from jamming your hat down to your eyebrows?
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Honest Mike | 09/21/2011 flag |
One must be Wheezy. Tough luck to be picked up while visiting the 7 cousins on the next farm. Check out Doc - he is so, so ashamed...!
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Judy | 09/20/2011 flag |
the police must have nothing better to do! That's like being ARRESTED for using your cell phone whilst driving a car. hardly anyone does that, right?
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OMO | 09/20/2011 flag |
Wait, this is the cast of The Hobbit, right? The guy bottom left is clearly James McEvoy when he was Mr Tumnus in Narnia.
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nachoqtpie | 09/20/2011 flag |
The kid on the bottom row 2nd from the left looks like Elijah Wood...
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ziffy | 09/18/2011 flag |
too modern... but glasses seem to no be of the devil
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Jethro! | 09/16/2011 flag |
This is disgraceful. These people need to be left alone.
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hahaha | 09/16/2011 flag |
they all look like dwight schrute
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Ced | 09/16/2011 flag |
Where they get those clothes from? The Amish Depot?
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charitee vazquez | 09/16/2011 flag |
"Thugs for Life" heehee
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Carol | 09/16/2011 flag |
Gangsta Hobbits.
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ginny | 09/16/2011 flag |
just a red rag hanging off the back aught to be enough to alert anyone from behind, like all the construction trucks in CA!
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Rissa | 09/16/2011 flag |
@rick eyeglasses were invented in italy about 1286. I wouldn't call that modern, would you?
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Patty | 09/16/2011 flag |
Couldn't they have fashioned some kind of rudimentary wooden cone and painted it? Or is the color orange the work of the devil?
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LoLo | 09/16/2011 flag |
I would not want to be in a dark alley with any of these guys.
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Rick Scoville | 09/16/2011 flag |
If these guys don't like "modern" things then why are two of them wearing glasses?
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Jessica | 09/16/2011 flag |
whoopsie!! hehe my bad. i guess i always am on the radar for a tall guy.. le sigh.
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lmaothanksJessica | 09/16/2011 flag |
Jessica is bad at the maths. 12 * 5 = 60. The tallest is 5'9" if he raised his head.
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megsays | 09/16/2011 flag |
They all look like goats.
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wendy peoples | 09/16/2011 flag |
shoulda arrested them for bad hair. lol
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Amy | 09/16/2011 flag |
Inches, Jessica, inches. They are freakishly short.
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Jolie868 | 09/16/2011 flag |
those are inches, not feet, making them pretty short.
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huh | 09/16/2011 flag |
shoulda arrested them for bad hair. lol
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Jessica | 09/16/2011 flag |
umm why are they all so freakishly tall?
