Recessions are hard on everyone — even for actor, model, director, and world-renowned asshole Vincent Gallo. Gallo has brought astonishing narcissism to a new level with an online store that sells everything from his sperm to a weekend lesbian threeway. And he’s willing to bed anyone who doesn't mind his casual racism: "Heavy set, older, red heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill." But every man has his limits — Gallo makes it clear that you must be a "naturally born" female to accommodate his 8 inches of Gallo. Or if impregnation isn't your thing, he’s selling his childhood bedspread for only $3000.