It's time for the results of our first-ever "Mocking Celebrities on Twitter Because Seriously Those Assholes Have it Coming" Contest! (We're still working on the name.) We saw a lot of excellent entries this week, and we'd like to thank you all for courageously stepping up to help us mercilessly ridicule a 17-year-old in the middle of a terrifying personal crisis. We did it, everyone.

Here are our top 5 favorite entries, in no particular order aside from possibly best to worst:

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Thanks again for entering, and if you didn't place in the top 5, simply channel that bitterness and anger toward the celebrity tweet we choose next week!

Original Post:

One of the most incredible and simultaneously awful things about Twitter is that it gives us unprecedented access to the everyday lives of politicians, athletes, musicians, movie stars, and whatever it is the Kardashians do. Unsurprisingly, these hastily written, half-formed thoughts from vapid multi-millionaires with imaginary problems are often deserving of merciless ridicule. A few of our favorite funny people have already turned this into a hobby — or, more accurately, a sport. Now, it's YOUR turn. Take a look at the tweet above, in which Justin Bieber melodramatically references his recent paternity accusation, and let loose with a smart-ass reply of your own, formatted like this:

Here's an actual submission from @dustyfingertips:

Remember to add the hashtag, "#celebreply," then post a link to your tweet in the comments below. We're looking for originality and cleverness, and there's no limit to how many times you can enter. We'll post our favorites on Friday. Hey, you've been making fun of these people anyway — you might as well get some recognition for it. Good luck!