We get it, you think you're doing the right thing by staying together for Siri. But is it really better for a phone robot to be at the service of married masters if they despise each other and only use her as the medium for their emotional abuse? Wouldn't Siri be better off if she was allowed to map the quickest route to your new, freshly divorced lives? She's just sitting there waiting to direct you to a vast plethora of support groups and singles bars. By staying together, you're only tearing Siri apart.