The most sexually graphic warning notice ever posted by a university library.
SIGNS

We realize St. Andrews Library is uncomfortable with the amount of ejaculate its janitor is having to mop up on a daily basis, not to mention to potential liability for slips and falls, but isn't there something to be said for the fact that kids are getting excited about books again?

[ Via Apoo K. ]
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  • Sean42614 | 12/07/2011 flag  |

    Did anyone else notice how it said "2013?"

  • Rebecca | 12/01/2011 flag  |

    This obviously needs to be posted to passiveagressivenotes.com

  • Kathy T. Great | 11/18/2011 flag  |

    At first I read "thousands of pounds to be removed professionally" and I thought "is everyone in the school masturbating in the library?!!" ...then I read it again. I like my version better.

  • malcolm | 11/18/2011 flag  |

    .... apparently your "study" skills are still a legend !!!

    Cheers

  • Natasha1224 | 11/18/2011 flag  |

    Who cares if it's fake, it's just funny to think that someone put those ideas together.

  • Rush | 11/16/2011 flag  |

    Fake!

  • jen | 11/16/2011 flag  |

    WTF? Gross

  • Larry | 11/16/2011 flag  |

    Back when I was in college - at the University of Nebraska, Lincoln - this was more likely to be going on in the carrel study desks deep in the stacks of Love Memorial Library!

  • concerned | 11/16/2011 flag  |

    Perhaps they're just desperate because Wills is finally, officially taken. This *was* the first semester back after the wedding, you know.

  • BobbyDigital | 11/16/2011 flag  |

    Really old, and fake. This was seen in my dorm at a different school with the same text my freshman year of college in 1996. I guess it's probably new to somebody.

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