This is a clip from an upcoming reality show on TLC about adults who've never had sex, called Virgin Diaries. And that clinking you hear is the sound of every abstinent teenager in America chucking their promise ring at the nearest wall. The rest of us, on the other hand, might as well pick them up. Because after watching 21 seconds of what appears to be two wounded pelicans fighting over carrion, we never want to touch another human being again.
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Smarter Than YOU | 02/16/2012 flag |
Now Ellen.. Come on now!!! You chewed that snatch the first time too- you chabacha you! Don’t be a hypocrite. Funny sophomoric snatch chewer you.. :) You love chewing – don’t you little girl, don’t you.. You little chewer - YA – what they do is natural – what you do is horrific. GAY is NOT ok.
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Ben | 12/13/2011 flag |
I watched the episode. They did this as a joke to make light on the fact they everyone would think they would do it badly. This was on purpose, calm it down, calm it down, calm it down. Calm. It. Down.
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Sam | 12/07/2011 flag |
They say there is someone for everyone. They are lucky they found each other...they both kiss the same way!
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CHad the CHoad | 12/07/2011 flag |
Chad the CHoad yarp
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Isabel | 12/03/2011 flag |
That pisses me off...just because they haven't had sex doesn't mean they automatically kiss badly. Yes this couple did, but that doesn't mean every adult that hasn't had sex is a bad kisser. I kissed plenty of guys before marriage, but saved myself for marriage the old fashioned way. This Virgin Diaries thing sounds like crap. Definitely not watching that, not every adult in America has sex, plenty of religious types who don't. Hollywood shouldn't put everyone in their mold.
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Edward | 12/02/2011 flag |
Unfortunately, I'm about to become the guy that cries "fake" in the comment thread of a video, but I'll bet anything these people were coached by the producers to make their kissing look as awkward as possible.
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Jamie | 12/02/2011 flag |
its like they are regurgitating food into each others mouths!
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Carol25691 | 12/01/2011 flag |
Om, nom nom nom nom!
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Blink | 11/30/2011 flag |
EWWW!!!!!! And odn't even get me started on their 'wedding night'!
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Paul | 11/30/2011 flag |
Looks like she's trying to suck his soul out of his body!
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Liz | 11/30/2011 flag |
Wow if the kissing is that horrible, imagine what the oral sex is like... "I said no teeth b****! lmfao
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Spaz | 11/30/2011 flag |
Did anyone even listen to it?? They said at the start that they have not even kissed before... and the lash flicking thing is called a butterfly kiss.... obviously how they got around the lip locking.....
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JC | 11/29/2011 flag |
@D, it's not meant for you to take so seriously...as with most comedy. You aren't expected to REALLY not want to touch another human again, and they might be sweet and loving, which is perfectly fine. Don't put to much thought into it
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2 Replies | 11/29/2011 flag |
They're trying to eat each other's face!
Never before have I seen such a clueless couple on TOO many levels. -
StraightFace | 11/29/2011 flag |
No no no... they're also just weird.
No one else noticed that flicking eyelashes against each other thing?...
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dpatrick1a | 11/29/2011 flag |
I would have to say no to her if she offered me blow job.
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D | 11/29/2011 flag |
Why would this make me not want to touch another human being again? I don't understand what is so wrong with this. They clearly love eachother what the hell should anyone else think of them? It's slightly amusing but no reason to make such a big deal out of it...
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Matt | 11/29/2011 flag |
The best part of the whole clip is the old man laughing at them!
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Shorty | 11/29/2011 flag |
Makes me want to vomit in my mouth...then pass it along to someone by kissing them like that.
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Lucky | 11/29/2011 flag |
Pelicans eat fish, not carrion. I'd offer "vultures" but I'm sort of fond of both pelicans and vultures and wouldn't want to offend them.
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Nina | 11/29/2011 flag |
WHY ARE THEY MOVING THEIR JAWS SO MUCH. chewing =/= kissing
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Navyguy | 11/29/2011 flag |
I can say with 100% accuracy that man is not a virgin. I had anal sex with him on multiple occasions.
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Dave | 11/29/2011 flag |
What the eff. Give that woman to me and I'll show her what a first kiss is.
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stewart | 11/29/2011 flag |
OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
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Amanda | 11/29/2011 flag |
OMG that was worse than I ever could have imagined. Haven’t they ever SEEN anyone else kissing before?
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Jolene | 11/29/2011 flag |
They have never kissed anyone before either...
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Crikey Scott | 11/29/2011 flag |
Being a virgin is one thing... but it looks like they didn't even kiss before. We are probably talking Christian couples here. Um... fail. #gag
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Schmitt | 11/29/2011 flag |
And this, kids, is why you have have sex with a woman before you marry her, if you catch my drift
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THatgUY | 11/29/2011 flag |
I hate it when people thing the best way to rip a video is to point a camera at a TV. The internet is full of useful information, learn how to rip video correctly!
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Ev | 11/29/2011 flag |
Oh that awkward hug in the middle of kissing... Reminds me of when I tried to kiss a virgin (am I oozing "Frenching goddess" yet?) (Clearly just kidding.)
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Wang Chung | 11/29/2011 flag |
Mama bird feeding baby bird
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McCormick | 11/29/2011 flag |
and this, kids, is why you test drive a car before you buy it, if you catch my drift.
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Anonymous | 11/29/2011 flag |
I had to push my computer away from myself because I couldn't stand to be physically near this video.
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Mr.Duggar | 11/29/2011 flag |
Virgin doesn't mean that they haven't kissed. Maybe that's the way they found they like to swap spit. Good for them.
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Anonymous | 11/29/2011 flag |
"...two wounded pelicans fighting over carrion"
My god that's the funniest line I've heard in a long, long time. Well done. -
Scoop | 11/28/2011 flag |
Kazkeb beat me to it. He looks EXACTLY like a mother bird vomiting up food for the baby.
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janine | 11/28/2011 flag |
that's painful to watch. if they are this bad at kissing I can only imagine the wedding night...omg.
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kazkeb | 11/28/2011 flag |
pelicans fighting over carrion? close... it looks more like a baby bird feeding off of the vomited nutrients in the back of its mother's throat
