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Apparently when Christians say "Jesus is everywhere," they mean "especially the stupidest places possible." These lesser-known Christ sightings from around the country may still look like miracles to you, but we just see an attention-starved deity who's weirdly obsessed with useless household crap. Check out this slew of random objects to see for yourself, and be sure to let us know if the Son of God ever shows up on your toilet brush or something.
Marmite Messiah
Savior on a Slab
Flapjack Jesus
New Testament Tortilla
It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's Jesusman
Updated 12/16/11:
Jesus Phish
He Dried For Your Sins
Savior On The Half Shell
The First Rule of Bible Study is Don't Talk About Bible Study
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Matt | 04/17/2012 flag |
This is just borderline ridiculous. Most of these pictures don't bear the most remote resemblance to Jesus (which, by the way, no one knows how he looked like). Post quality keeps going down every day.
I also noticed the "Apparently, when Christians say..." Sorry to break this to you, OP, but your ego-driven jokes and the need to put other people down aren't just childish or distasteful. They're just stupid. -
Charles | 04/17/2012 flag |
@Rachel
Indeed. Mocking Christians seems to give them a feeling of self-importance or achievement or something. It's what they're good at. -
Alyssa | 03/05/2012 flag |
The fake photoshop ones make the unedited "real" ones less funny. For the record, that Flapjack Jesus is not Jesus...it is Jar Jar Binks...I don't care what you say. :p
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sassycassiestar | 12/22/2011 flag |
I seriously can't take the dog's butthole for a dog's butthole... I keep trying but it just looks like Jesus!!!
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Indian Guy | 12/16/2011 flag |
At the crucifix-ray: Proof that he has the lord inside him.
http://www.connect-the-dots.ws/ -
brian | 12/16/2011 flag |
my question is if Jesus wanted to appear, why would he chose such weird ways to do it? Espcially the butt of a dog????
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Margo69224 | 12/12/2011 flag |
One of them looks like Genghis Khan. Laura and Jeff, I completely agree. Why should we assume that every bozo with a beard and long hair looks like Jesus? My music teacher has long hair and a beard, for Christ's sake! And yes, pun very much intended. 0.o
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David Jones | 12/04/2011 flag |
Very disrespectful photos. Your site should be removed from facebook.
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Brad | 12/04/2011 flag |
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jonerik71 | 12/04/2011 flag |
Oddly enough, the dog's ass was the one that bore a striking resemblance to Jesus. Holy $hit!
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Jeff | 12/03/2011 flag |
One of them looks like Che Guevara
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Edward | 12/02/2011 flag |
Many of these look like faces, but not Jesus. The spoon looks a great deal like Cornelius to me.
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Trina266 | 11/30/2011 flag |
I think the receipt looks like Abe Lincoln, not Jesus.
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Julie | 11/30/2011 flag |
This reminds me of the Glee episode "Grilled Cheesus", haha!
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Laura | 11/30/2011 flag |
I don't know. Some of these, especially the receipt, bear a stronger resemblance to Rasputin, who I'm pretty sure was more of an anti-christ.
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Rachel122638 | 11/30/2011 flag |
Okay... whatever makes you feel more important, buddy.
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Anon | 11/30/2011 flag |
Suck it up, Rachel. You Jesus people get everything you want. Shut it with the backhanded compliments.
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Rachel | 11/30/2011 flag |
I think you guys are really funny, but I'm starting to notice sort of a generalized bias against Christians. Most of the "Jesus sightings" are humorous, but I'm slightly annoyed by the phrase: "Apparently when Christians say "Jesus is everywhere," they mean "especially the stupidest places possible." Maybe I'm just being overly sensitive, but this isn't the first time I've sensed a rather prejudiced slant. Other than that, I think you folks are hilarious and look forward to new postings from you every day.
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snowak | 11/30/2011 flag |
How do you "just happen to notice" your dog's butt hole looks like Jesus? I think you'd have to be staring at your dog's butt hole for much longer than a few seconds to make such a determination.
