Burst Of Holiday Cheer
Christmas can mean different and disturbing things to different people, and no one should tell you how to creepily express your excitement for this most wonderful time of the year. Still, before you unveil your display, maybe just take a moment to look at it from all angles and see if it might be open to misinterpretation by passersby with impressionable children. Or try running your decoration idea past a few friends or a licensed psychoanalyst. It never hurts to get some constructive criticism or a desperately needed prescription for psychotropic medication.
Little Elf Doesn't Want To Share
Top Of The Naughty List
Supremacist Santa
Frosty The Ass-Man
You would even say they glow
Whose Christmas? His Christmas.
Posted 12/2/11:
...Because the walls are paper thin and His roommate can hear everything.
Yuletide Tumescence
Fallen Angel
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RJ | 01/01/2012 flag |
BTW if anyone is wondering, it is much more common I believe, to hunt deer. Not goats...
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RJ | 01/01/2012 flag |
Thank you Ann! My husband and I were just dumbfounded as to WHY an elf should be pooping in a mall! Thanks again, I can go to bed now.
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A.S.C. - Annti-Xmas | 12/24/2011 flag |
Stacy, whatever you're imbibing, drink one for me! Damnnnn I miss teh booze... *sigh*
Enjoy it while you're young, honey, enjoy it while you're young, but try to stay alive 'til you're old, k? -
A.S.C. - Annti-Xmas | 12/24/2011 flag |
Stacy, whatever you're imbibing, drink one for me! Damnnnn I miss teh booze... *sigh*
Enjoy it while you're young, honey, enjoy it while you're young, but try to stay alive 'til you're old, k? -
Stacy102199 | 12/24/2011 flag |
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A.S.C. | 12/13/2011 flag |
Also, I never thought that spooge/spunk/money shots counted as "scat," either. Not an ideal protein shake (a'la Jackass & horse semen), but not quite the same hazard to public safety or nausea.
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A.S.C. | 12/13/2011 flag |
I always thought that bukkake was differentiated from other hentai by its SCATOLOGICAL components, like plate jobs, performance shits, etc. Wouldn't that better apply to #6?
I'm not easily shocked, I've worked the overnight shift in the "Wal-Mart of porn," but I will NEVER get THAT/THOSE fetish(es). -
sara | 12/13/2011 flag |
gerry: Yes. It also looks like bukkake.
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Anntichrist S. Coulter | 12/13/2011 flag |
It's so difficult to pick a favorite... I have never hunted, but know many who have and do, which is why the #13 makes some kind of "sense." Pretty fucking sick to put it in lights, but at least they didn't include the gut bucket.
I like #12, just because it's so stupid, but #13 is the only one that made me actually *laugh* --- that's when you know that you've been online for WAY too long, when even VAGUE goatse references can still elicit a giggle. -
gerry | 12/12/2011 flag |
Number 3 actually looks like Saint Lucia, a swedish tradition. A girl wears a crown of candles.
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kayzed | 12/05/2011 flag |
Do you realise that the URL for this page is spelled incorrectly...?
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Oberstgruppenführer CFI | 12/03/2011 flag |
#12: goatse
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Chloroform.girl. | 12/03/2011 flag |
I don't get 12...
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Ann | 12/02/2011 flag |
Eh, it's a reach, then. It looks like an electric candle. Maybe the person who coordinated this never saw a dildo before?
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jen | 12/02/2011 flag |
lol!!!
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Sara1234568778 | 12/02/2011 flag |
You mean the "he got your letter" one? That Santa is holding a candle. I mean dildo.
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Ann | 12/02/2011 flag |
What am I missing with #5? By the way, the pooping one is this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer
