Call him an unprofessional jerk if you want, but we believe this educator merely chose an unorthodox way to bring some much-needed attention to the childhood obesity epidemic. Because when every kid is the fat kid, there's no one left to make fun of them but teachers. Maybe one day, when children aren't double-fisting two-liter bottles of Mountain Dew and handing in history papers smeared with Hamburger Helper, we can go back to the good old days, when the husky were only mocked in gym class and lunch. And in homeroom. And on the bus.