The most brutally effective method for a woman to fend off an attacker.
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According to everything we learned about relationships from popular '90s-era sitcoms, this is a foolproof plan. Of course, there's always the off-chance it backfires and you end up awkwardly dating your attempted rapist, but unless you live in Afghanistan, no one will make you actually marry the guy.

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  • Anntichrist S. Coulter | 12/13/2011 flag  |

    Oh, grow up. You know the attitudes and "entertainment" memes that flourish during republicunt administrations, unless this is your first time voting. The same kinda shit mentality where Rush Fatfuck Limbaugh gets off on his oxycontin crimes and doesn't even get a slap on the wrist for his SEX TOURISM to the Dominican Republic, featuring nothing but LITTLE BOYS on sale, and where he got his forged/illegal viagra pills.

    And Choad? I bet that you think that rufies and "The Man Show" were funny, too, huh. Hope to hell that there are no women in your life, 'cause it sounds like the horror of being raped would be an IMPROVEMENT over you.

  • JVT | 12/12/2011 flag  |

    Wow, Anntichrist, I was unaware the bush/Cheney years were also know date-rape years. Thanks for the heads up, glad we solved that one!

  • CHad the CHoad | 12/12/2011 flag  |

    relax antifunchrist s

  • Anntichrist S. Coulter | 12/12/2011 flag  |

    If we're right back to the drunken/date-raping frat-boy mentality of the Bush/Cheney years, then fuck this site. Hope that none of you, your spawn, or your mothers in hospitals or nursing homes actually have to EXPERIENCE rape. Even though it would be fair in terms of your shitty karma, even morons like the one who posted this don't deserve that... until they land in prison.

  • Anntichrist S. Coulter | 12/12/2011 flag  |

    There ain't a gun big enough on this planet, son.

    And this post is about as funny as a wet fart.

    See why I carry a Mag Lite and a really big pocket knife?
    Nope, not because I "think too much of myself," because I'm REALISTIC. With the cracked-out scumbags & kleptomaniacs in my neighborhood, it never pays to be inattentive.

  • Scott | 12/09/2011 flag  |

    Deuteronomy 22:28-29 Says that a woman should marry their rapist too.

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