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The 50 most brilliant, obnoxious, or delightfully sociopathic Facebook posts of 2011.
BEST OF 2011
posted 12/29/2011
Tags: Best Of Facebook, Facebook, 2011, Status Updates, Best Status, Funny Status Updates, Facebook Comments, Commenters, Trolling, Misspelling, Parents, Breakups, Photos, Religion, Hack, Picture, Funny

After spending a good chunk of this year gathering Facebook posts entertaining enough for public consumption and/or ridicule, it felt less like we were putting together a humor website and more like we were preparing our PhD dissertation in sociology. These 50 posts were selected out of the hundreds we've shared with you throughout the year. They reflect all of the wit, self-absorption, shamelessness, and astounding unfamiliarity with basic grammar that makes Facebook such a wonderland of human frailty and woefully regrettable over-sharing. We hope you enjoy them as much as we did, and we thank you for being quick-fingered enough to screenshot your friends' more embarrassing status updates before they could click delete. Consider this list a year-end toast to everyone who makes Facebook the wonderful nightmare that it is...

 

Here's to the drama queens...

 

 

 

 

Here's to the people who think there's no such thing as a bad time for a status update...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here's to commenters who know how to make the most of a Facebook photo...

 

 

 

 

 

Here's to the folks who really stay on top of their current events...

The 50 funniest tweets of 2011
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  • Ray | 02/14/2012 flag  |

    How do I submit a facebook entry?

  • Psylocke6977 | 02/12/2012 flag  |

    Can someone tell me how i can send them a facebook post?

  • Jess | 02/12/2012 flag  |

    Hmmm, that's not Denzel. :)

  • Hmmm | 02/11/2012 flag  |

    Maybe I am also legally blind, but I don't get the Denzel one.

  • Bianka1061579 | 02/11/2012 flag  |

    I laugh, I cry laughing / I laugh crying, I post.
    HILARIOUS

  • darren | 02/09/2012 flag  |

    this is the best thing on the internet

  • grvthang | 02/05/2012 flag  |

    The last one reminds me of an old joke where someone says that the most important invention of all time was the wheel. When asked why, he answered "If u didn't have no wheel, how you gonna steer yo cadillac?

  • S | 02/02/2012 flag  |

    The "Litarecy Day one has a winking smiley at the end, so I think it was a joke.

  • hannah | 02/02/2012 flag  |

    LOL @ einstein inventing gravity and ben franklin inventing electricity. ignorance, you never fail to make me giggle

  • Star | 01/30/2012 flag  |

    How do you do the circle over pie??

  • Daniel Dickey | 01/28/2012 flag  |

    "Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat." Follow me on twitter! @danieldickey

  • Joshua | 01/24/2012 flag  |

    This is hilarious, love it!

  • P | 01/23/2012 flag  |

    Love this. How can we add more?!?!

  • L | 01/22/2012 flag  |

    The best part is the symbol for person that the guy used in his post, 유, is actually a character pronounced "you". So I read it as, find the gay person: you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you. Cute, though. Never thought of using 유 to depict a person.

  • QED BS | 01/21/2012 flag  |

    Saskia, I can't find the post you two are talking about, but quarter to nine in the morning *IS* later than quarter to one in the morning! (provided it's the same day, obviously)

  • Krys | 01/20/2012 flag  |

    You don't want to see swearing/get offended by swearing, but you are swearing......??? See the irony? I agree - lots of swearing on Facebook, but don't complain about something AS you're doing it. Just a thought.

  • MR PINKC | 01/20/2012 flag  |

    WHAT A LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME FCKING TITLE ....DBAGS

  • Leanne | 01/19/2012 flag  |

    Perhaps more stupid (yet intriguing) are the reactionary comments on this page. =P

  • brandyeeo | 01/17/2012 flag  |

    FUNNY thanks for the drill down

  • slj87 | 01/16/2012 flag  |

    The first one and third one are not funny--what if that young woman and young man actually committed suicide? Calling these people "drama queens" is harmful since it places a stigma on depression and prevents people from seeking help for their illness. If anyone is contemplating suicide or having suicidal thoughts, please contact a helpline or go to an emergency room--it really does help to talk to someone (like a professional or another trained individual) and with help you can survive this period in your life and go on to a full, happy life. Trust me, I have first hand experience.

  • volvo | 01/15/2012 flag  |

    Some are actually from 2010

  • coffee in a cup | 01/13/2012 flag  |

    f***ing brilliant!
    http://www.coffee-in-a-cup.com/downton-abbey/

  • carlos | 01/12/2012 flag  |

    i understand what you two have said and i agree but i have rights to comment on anything i like..and you have rights to comment back..but you do not have rights to comment back with such words..i was talking in general and about youtube and facebook users i was not directing to you direct was i?/ you only have shown what looserrs you are...

  • Lennie Ross | 01/12/2012 flag  |

    Super funny!

  • Karen | 01/11/2012 flag  |

    I really like the commen that political correctness is compassion without wisdom. But really, how compassionate is it to let people go through life with sticks up their asses?

  • tom | 01/11/2012 flag  |

    fuck you carlos

  • maria | 01/11/2012 flag  |

    Carlos, facebook is NOT a public domain, it's to talk to ur friends (that are invited to join ur page) and for people to have a rant at whatever they want. If they want to swear on their own facebook it's their problem. My problem right now is that u just said "fuck" out of nothing and that offended me (NOT). Stop being an hypocrite, u don't like it fuck off and go to church

  • Trocha | 01/11/2012 flag  |

    Things not to tell a woman to get her respect back: "I don't think you're hot and I swear I don't want to have sex with you"

  • Saskia | 01/11/2012 flag  |

    dcinsider, are you trying to get a post on the next list? On what planet is quarter to nine in the morning later than quarter to one in the morning? Idiot.

  • Saskia | 01/11/2012 flag  |

    dcinsider, are you trying to get a post on the next list? On what planet is quarter to nine in the morning later than quarter to one in the morning? Idiot.

  • Saskia | 01/11/2012 flag  |

    dcinsider, are you trying to get a post on the next list? On what planet is quarter to nine in the morning later than quarter to one in the morning? Idiot.

  • dcinsider | 01/11/2012 flag  |

    Sorry to be a stickler for whoever messed this up in photoshop, but the dates and time for "Confession To Make" are impossible. The response is time stamped before the original message. Better get your interns to fix this ASAP!

  • dante | 01/09/2012 flag  |

    False. Dome means getting head.

  • Alexis6733 | 01/07/2012 flag  |

    dome meant SOME

  • Heyyyyyy | 01/07/2012 flag  |

    Check Carlos out with all hs big words btw not my real email either

  • KINKSTA | 01/07/2012 flag  |

    Oh.
    I wasn't familiar with that nomenclature.
    I'd probably have found the answer in 10 seconds on google. I'm not really sure though, I'm too lazy to try it.

  • Bdizzle | 01/07/2012 flag  |

    Dome-Head, BlowJob, BJ, Tonsil Tennis, captain gagging.

  • KINKSTA | 01/07/2012 flag  |

    YOUR COMMENT SYSTEM SUX.
    ALSO I DID NOT WRITE MY REAL EMAIL, I DO NOT CARE IF YOU PUBLISH IT OR NOT.

  • KINKSTA | 01/07/2012 flag  |

    So what does "dome" actually mean? Dominatrix? Because that's usually shortened as "domme" (and not posted about on Facebook).

    Also pretty sure the "my son is not a gangsta" was not posted by his dad (or he was intentionally trying to embarrass his son).

  • Kin | 01/07/2012 flag  |

    So what does "dome" actually mean? Dominatrix? Because that's usually shortened as "domme" (and not posted about on Facebook).

  • carlos | 01/07/2012 flag  |

    the one thing i like to see in 2012 is no more swear words. why facebook and youtube allow such things to be published, it is a public domain, you would not see it in a news paper, just i don't feel that people have to express themselves in such ways as swearing over everything, one can swear but with an intelligence sort of way. not as if with attitude like they don't give a fuck who is reading it or if is offending

  • Vanessa27960 | 01/07/2012 flag  |

    LMFAO at the comments below, and at these hilarious FB posts!! Can't wait to see what 2012 has in store for us!!!

  • Vanessa27960 | 01/07/2012 flag  |

    LMFAO at the comments below, and at these hilarious FB posts!! Can't wait to see what 2012 has in store for us!!!

  • ed | 01/06/2012 flag  |

    "Wheelchair assisted braintard." I know it is wrong and if there's a hell, I'm next in line, but those words made me convulse with laughter.

  • Ko | 01/06/2012 flag  |

    Lynne "cyber bullying en masse! Brilliant, Facebook.....what happened to rights? Confidentiality? Consent????? "

    Dear Lynne. You pretty much signed your confidentiality away by joining facebook, bit late to be complaining about it now.
    Secondly, this isn't fucking facebook you wheelchair assisted braintard. Check the address bar sometime.

  • Sam | 01/06/2012 flag  |

    "never lose heart...Never lose hope..." this pic is fake, the time-stamps reveal it.

  • Lynne | 01/06/2012 flag  |

    cyber bullying en masse! Brilliant, Facebook.....what happened to rights? Confidentiality? Consent?????

  • Claire10186 | 01/06/2012 flag  |

    Add your comment here...

  • AK | 01/05/2012 flag  |

    Stop
    Stop
    Stop

    Had me rolling on the floor laughing.!!!

  • Daryn | 01/05/2012 flag  |

    I love the obnoxious replies !

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