
It's time once again for the results of our #celebreply contest! This week's target was a Republican presidential candidate who doesn't seem to realize he's no longer a presidential candidate, Rick Perry. We saw some brutally funny responses this week, and our top entry gets a FREE "Let's do the whitest thing imaginable mug" from the Someecards Store! Here is our winner:
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Congratulations, Eric! We'll contact you via direct message on Twitter for details. Here are our runners-up:
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Thanks for entering, and check back next week for a new celebrity target!
Original post:
One of the best and usually worst things about Twitter is that it gives us unprecedented access to the everyday lives of athletes, movie stars, musicians, and delusional Texas governors. These hastily written, half-formed thoughts from vapid multi-millionaires are often deserving of merciless ridicule. A few of our favorite funny people have already turned this into a hobby. Now, it's YOUR turn. Take a look at the above tweet from Rick Perry, who apparently thinks he's still running for president, and send a smart-ass response of your own, formatted like this:

Add the hashtag, "#celebreply," then copy and paste your tweet in the comments below, along with a link to it. REMEMBER: We can't post any entries that don't link to an actual tweet, so try to set up a Twitter account if you haven't already. We're looking for originality and cleverness, and there's no limit to how many times you can enter. You have 24 hours — results will be posted tomorrow. Good luck!
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Kim Anez | 01/06/2012 flag |
#celebreply, Who's Rick Perry?
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Theresa | 01/05/2012 flag |
1. it's spelled massacre; 2. never start a sentence with "and"; 3. um... RT @GovernorPerry #celebreply
http://twitter.com/#!/TBoneDees/status/155014234902757376 -
Theresa | 01/05/2012 flag |
1. it's spelled massacre; 2. never start a sentence with "and"; 3. um... RT @GovernorPerry #celebreply
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W Blessing | 01/05/2012 flag |
Looking forward to executing your handicapped, gays, and ummm ummm... RT @GovernorPerry #celebreply
http://twitter.com/blessing4b98/status/155011725035454464 -
@margmarks | 01/05/2012 flag |
Yeah, a marathon's the only thing we'd trust you to run. RT GovernorPerry: the next leg of the marathon is the Palmetto State... #celebreply
http://twitter.com/#!/margmarks/status/154658043244724224 -
nyxicPrism | 01/05/2012 flag |
@NyxicPrism I am also at my most confident when I finish a competition in second-to-last place! RT @GovernorPerry And the next leg of the...#celebreply
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nyxicPrism | 01/05/2012 flag |
"We must skip NH to dump the excess bodies from all our fun TX executions in this lake." RT @GovernorPerry And the next leg... #celebreply
http://twitter.com/#!/NyxicPrism/status/154990595889311745 -
Sarah203924 | 01/05/2012 flag |
Let's try this again.
I didn't know that New Hampshire renamed itself @GovernorPerry #celebreply
http://twitter.com/#!/TheWeatherNerd/status/154978353546399744 -
Michael49171 | 01/05/2012 flag |
You won Iowa? RT @GovernorPerry And the next leg of the marathon is the Palmetto State...Here we come South Carolina!!! #celebreply
http://twitter.com/#!/Bremmy11/status/154984664170369025 -
Sarah203924 | 01/05/2012 flag |
My bad. Sorry.
I didn't know that New Hampshire renamed itself. @GovernorPerry #celebreply
http://twitter.com/#!/TheWeatherNerd/status/154978353546399744 -
Sarah203924 | 01/05/2012 flag |
I didn't know that New Hampshire renamed itself. @GovernorPerry #celebreply
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Toni1192 | 01/05/2012 flag |
Forgot about NH? ***@GovenorPerry: And the next leg of the marathon is the Palmetto State...here we come South Carolina!!!#celebreply
http://twitter.com/antoinetteange1/status/154972809104326658 -
Michelle O'Brien | 01/05/2012 flag |
Still time to secede! RT @GovernorPerry: And the next leg of the marathon is the Palmetto State...Here we come South Carolina!! #celebreply
http://twitter.com/#!/Wolf_six/status/154956210532126720 -
Lea McAndrews | 01/05/2012 flag |
And the south thought it got screwed during the Civil War RT @GovernorPerry And the next leg of the marathon is the Palmetto State... #celebreply
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Michelle O'Brien | 01/05/2012 flag |
Too late to secede? RT @GovernorPerry: And the next leg of the marathon is the Palmetto State...Here we come South Carolina!!! #celebreply
http://twitter.com/#!/Wolf_six/status/154955833485164544 -
Rodger | 01/05/2012 flag |
I get it! GOP race = marathon because thousands run even if they have no chance to win! / @GovernorPerry http://twitter.com/#!/GovernorPerry/status/154596463995912193 #celebreply
http://twitter.com/#!/ceramiceye/status/154971768992436224 -
Mindy Roberts | 01/05/2012 flag |
Sorry: http://twitter.com/#!/TheMommyBlog/status/154970220715458560
"Only you can prevent me dressing like this if elected RT @GovernorPerry And the next leg of the marathon... http://yfrog.com/odz8ujrj #celebreply" -
Mindy Roberts | 01/05/2012 flag |
Only you can prevent me from dressing like this if elected...RT @GovernorPerry And the next leg of the marathon... http://yfrog.com/odz8ujrj #celebreply
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terryheller | 01/05/2012 flag |
how bout a leg up on a southbound horse & a good slap on the rear...the OTHER horse's rear! ***@GovernorPerry And the next leg... #celebreply
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laurvan | 01/05/2012 flag |
RT @GovernorPerry: Wait a while. IS South Carolina the Palmetto State? Or is that North? Or that third one, what's it called? #celebreply
http://twitter.com/#!/nisscar/status/154965754553434112 -
Betsy | 01/05/2012 flag |
Clemson football is more welcome in SC this morning...RT @GovernorPerry And the next leg of the marathon... http://yfrog.com/odz8ujrj #celebreply
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thechadamiller | 01/05/2012 flag |
Rick whatever is behind those shorts is still not a leg -even in SC RT @GovernorPerry And the next leg of the marathon is . . #celebreply
http://twitter.com/#!/thechadamiller/status/154957859619213312
sorry for the re-post but only posted the link last time! -
Aisha | 01/05/2012 flag |
The only thing your leg should be heading for is a real pair of pants RT @GovernorPerry and the next leg... http://yfrog.com/odz8ujrj #celebreply
http://twitter.com/#!/aishpat/status/154961396650614784 -
Erin M | 01/05/2012 flag |
If you can't be an athlete, be a mediocre republican presidential candidate supporter. RT @GovernorPerry http://yfrog.com/odz8ujrj #celebreply
http://twitter.com/#!/EMo1281/status/154960148207640578 -
Thomas | 01/05/2012 flag |
Speaking of legs, the chickens called and they want theirs back. RT @GovernorPerry And the next leg of the marathon is the... #celebreply
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thechadamiller | 01/05/2012 flag |
here ya go! http://twitter.com/#!/thechadamiller/status/154957859619213312
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Thomas | 01/05/2012 flag |
Speaking of legs, the chickens called and they want theirs back. RT @GovernorPerry And the next leg of the marathon is the... #celebreply
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Marc | 01/05/2012 flag |
Referring to "it hurts & I can't wait for it to be over" feeling of a marathon? RT @GovernorPerry: next leg of marathon is SC! #celebreply
http://twitter.com/PlazaAndMainSt/statuses/154958248972267521 -
Chris | 01/05/2012 flag |
Wearing black doesn't equal reaching out to black voters RT @GovernorPerry And the next leg...S. Carolina!! http://yfrog.com/odz8ujrj #celebreply
http://twitter.com/#!/TheRealWeaver/status/154956078533181441 -
Dustin | 01/05/2012 flag |
Ah, free time! RT @GovernorPerry And the next leg of the marathon is the Palmetto State...Here we come South Carolina!!! #celebreply
http://twitter.com/#!/dkreidler/status/154956614212911104 -
pierides | 01/05/2012 flag |
26 miles in a marathon. 26 states in our country. Let's do this thing! #celebreply
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Lauren | 01/05/2012 flag |
http://twitter.com/#!/thisisnotlauren/status/154956479332483073
So great to see a pic of you and all your supporters! You got this, buddy! RT @GovernorPerry http://yfrog.com/odz8ujrj #celebreply -
@Reilley | 01/05/2012 flag |
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Zach | 01/05/2012 flag |
Don't worry, Rick... After your debacle there, I would want to forget New Hampshire too. #celebreply RT @GovernorPerry http://yfrog.com/odz8ujrj
http://twitter.com/#!/zach_pratt/status/154956223073107969 -
Zach | 01/05/2012 flag |
Don't worry, @GovernorPerry... After your debacle there, I would want to forget New Hampshire too.
http://twitter.com/#!/zach_pratt/status/154955429703712769 -
amcarbaugh | 01/05/2012 flag |
Hey Rick, we don't jog here. #ranked8thinobesity RT @GovernorPerry And the next leg of the marathon is the Palmetto State... #celebreply
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Ellen | 01/05/2012 flag |
http://twitter.com/#!/neithernor/statuses/154953528048226304
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erikgrad | 01/05/2012 flag |
Rick, I bet you $5 you can't jump over that lake! RT @GovernorPerry And the next leg of the marathon... http://yfrog.com/odz8ujrj #celebreply
http://twitter.com/#!/erikgrad/status/154925381193961472 -
Harvin Torres | 01/05/2012 flag |
Even in a marathon, second place is first loser. RT @GovernorPerry And the next leg of the marathon is the Palmetto State... #celebreply
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Ryan773670 | 01/05/2012 flag |
His pants are awfully tight for someone so against homosexuality RT @GovernorPerry And the next leg of ... yfrog.com/... #celebreply
http://twitter.com/#!/rsberry2010/status/154808596767571968 -
therealMeShell | 01/04/2012 flag |
Judging by his posture I have ony one guess as to where his thumb has been... RT: @GovernorPerry http://yfrog.com/odz8ujrj #celebreply
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easofia | 01/04/2012 flag |
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Lindsey krisher | 01/04/2012 flag |
Do these panty hose make me look fat?
#celebreply
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theresa | 01/04/2012 flag |
The next legs are chicken legs. RT @GovernorPerry And the next leg of the marathon .. #celebreply
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theresa | 01/04/2012 flag |
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danny | 01/04/2012 flag |
http://twitter.com/#!/dannyrushfolmer/status/154738578583330817
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euk | 01/04/2012 flag |
Nice ambiguous isolated location in your pic. Where did you dump the body? RT @GovernorPerry And the next leg of the marathon is the Palmetto State ... Here we come South Carolina!!! #celebreply
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Christina | 01/04/2012 flag |
Now that he has his campaign wetsuit on, nothing can stop Perry!... MT @GovernorPerry ...Here we come SC! #celebreply
http://twitter.com/#!/minisquiggs/status/154710906180345857 -
John Burke | 01/04/2012 flag |
To bad you tripped on the Starting Line RT @GovernorPerry And the next leg of the marathon ..Here we come South Carolina!!! #celebreply
http://twitter.com/#!/jayb827/status/154712039267377152 -
MostlyFlummoxed | 01/04/2012 flag |
@GovernorPerry Haley's already come all over us and it smells strongly of rancid tea. Keep it moving, pal.#celebreply







