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If you felt a sudden moment of hope for the future as if a child savior had been delivered unto mankind this weekend, that's because Beyonce and Jay-Z welcomed to the world their newborn daughter, Blue Ivy. If you think that name sounds odd, it's downright "Jennifer" compared to most celebrity baby names. To help you bone up on the irritatingly unique genre of baby naming that's specific to celebrity parenting, we put together a little quiz to test your knowledge. Peruse the list below and guess which names are real celebrity baby names, and which ones we just made up. Answers at the bottom:
BABY NAMES
1. Pilot Inspektor
2. Roundhouse Nutrasweet
3. Audio Science
4. Apple
5. Boar's Head Swiss
6. Explosive Diarrhea
7. Jermajesty
8. Tower 2
9. Moon Unit
10. Ctrl-Alt-Debarge
11. Sage Moonblood
12. Everything Bagel
13. Kal-El
14. Pentium 4
15. Bluebell Madonna
16. Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce
17. Bronx Mowgli
18. Moxie Crimefighter
19. Ghostface Kleenex
20. 1011001001011010101100
21. Rocket
22. Poet Sienna Rose
23. Blowjay Cremains
24. Fat Kid
25. Memphis Eve
ANSWERS
1. Real. Son of Jason Lee.
2. Fake.
3. Real. Son of Shannyn Sossamon
4. Real. Daughter of Gwyneth Paltrow.
5. Fake, but delicious.
6. Fake.
7. Real. Son of Jermaine Jackson.
8. Fake (as a baby name, the tower itself really existed you Truther wackos).
9. Real. Daughter of Frank Zappa.
10. Fake, but hopefully will be used as the name of the long-awaited El Debarge reunion tour.
11. Real. Son of Sylvester Stallone.
12. Fake, but we might name one of our own kids that one day.
13. Real. Son of Nicolas Cage.
14. Fake and obsolete.
15. Real. Daughter of Geri Hallowell.
16. Fake but reeks of scotch and American disillusionment.
17. Real. Son of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.
18. Real. Daughter of Penn Jillette.
19. Fake, but nothing to eff with.
20. Fake, until the machines revolt of course.
21. Real. Son of Robert Rodriguez.
22. Real. Daughter of Soleil Moon Fry.
23. Fake, unless you count band-names.
24. Fake, unless you count nicknames for 70% of American children.
25. Real. Daughter of Bono.
If you got more than 20 correct, you need to start paying attention to more important things!

