The student who drew this for her single teacher appears to be saying that as an adult woman, your choices are either to have a boyfriend or a jar full of pills (which we interpret to mean anti-depressants). This kid is clearly a prodigy of bitterness and we hope none of our offspring ever dates her.
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Ashareem | 01/22/2012 flag |
Cynical much? "I hope you get well" indicates the teacher is sick, and the student hopes that she has either someone else to help take care of her and give her the medication, or that she has the medication (antibiotics, whatever) to help her get well.
As for "prodigy of bitterness", it would appear you meet that quite well on your own. -
Genevieve | 01/13/2012 flag |
Apparently she is not a spelling or grammar teacher.
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Bobo | 01/13/2012 flag |
If you look at the bottom where it's cut off, you can see it says "pills" with an arrow in the first picture.
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Annie | 01/13/2012 flag |
Pretty sure the second picture is a direct line to the pills instead of having a middleman aka bf bring it to you.
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Macy | 01/13/2012 flag |
I see it as her boyfriend bringing medication for her in Picture 1, & her having to get her own medication in picture 2. Why on earth would she be suicidal/on anti depressants because she didn't have a boyfriend!
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Edward | 01/13/2012 flag |
Is the poster's interpretation of the pictures correct? I think there might be pills in both pictures. What do you think, guys? Any opinions on this?
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Billy Brightside | 01/12/2012 flag |
@ Nah:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Yes!
@ Potom:I see you also have a boot bed. I can tell you that I've gotten better sleep every single night since I got my boot bed! -
sdfdfd | 01/12/2012 flag |
It's pretty obvious that the 1st pic is a boyfriend taking the pills to her, and if she is single she jsut has to take her pills to get better. NOW whoever wrote the article is "clearly a prodigy of bitterness and we hope none of our offspring ever dates her."
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Z | 01/12/2012 flag |
This picture was taken way way out of context.
I guess from what is written above the two cases is that the woman is sick.
So the kid is simply drawing how in one case if she had a bf, how the bf will help her by bringing her the pills she needs to get better in her bed. And the other case of her simply getting the pills herself. I fail to see how this can be interpreted the way it was in the article. -
Nah Can't Be | 01/11/2012 flag |
perhaps, and this is a guess, they are RU-486 pills...
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Carla | 01/11/2012 flag |
Looks to me like the boyfriend is bringing the pills in number 1....either way she's screwed.
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Melanee2 | 01/11/2012 flag |
I actually write comedy so I'm hardly taking it too serious, instead I was making the point that the picture is way too obvious for the humor they were going for to work. They stretched it too far (as the second poster said as well). Also..."calm down" was hardly the right response to two really calm posts that used no exclamations or harsh words etc. It's called critique and that's A) what people who post content for public consumption should expect and B) how we all (myself included) improve what we write, post etc. It's a shame you see it as such a negative.
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Rachel123229 | 01/11/2012 flag |
In fact you can even see the arrow and the end of the word pills in the first picture.
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Potom | 01/11/2012 flag |
I agree too. But that shows how kids want to stick to the strict and pure reality, by drawing beds that looks like a boot.
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JW | 01/11/2012 flag |
At the 1st two posters you take this site WAY too seriously! I'm pretty sure they knew the child wasnt implying suicide. It's called a JOKE, calm down or go start your own website and make it better. People these days are so critical and cynical of everything.
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You're picture proves how dumb you are | 01/11/2012 flag |
I believe the picture has pills in both of them. Its obvious that the child did not know whether the teacher had someone helping them. So the kid thought it would be easier to draw different scenarios because it would be rude to assume that the teacher did have a boyfriend. The kid clearly is young judging by the spelling, so why the fuck are you picking on him or her? I mean really get a life.
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Jackie | 01/11/2012 flag |
I don't agree with the "interpretation." The card says "I hope you get well." So it's a get-well-card to a teacher who is sick.
Scenario 1 shows the boyfriend bringing her medicine to help her get better, and scenario 2 shows she has to get up and take the medication herself.
It's clearly the same medicine in either case.
Some adult is reading way too much into this to make it more sensational. It's not about boyfriend OR pills, let alone anti-depressants at all. -
Drooooo | 01/11/2012 flag |
Yeah, it is quite obvious from the pics the boyfriend is simply a pill delivery system.
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Kurt L | 01/11/2012 flag |
Agree with Melanee. I enjoy your website buy you try way too hard sometimes.
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Melanee | 01/11/2012 flag |
Actually in one picture he's handing her the medicine and in the other picture she is reaching for the medicine herself. That seemed *super* obvious to me while your interpretation is a bizarre stretch of assumption.
