We support Wikipedia in their blackout, but we also feel for the millions of Wikipedia users who don't know where to turn for their daily source of specious, arcane, and often disturbing knowledge that will never be useful in any imaginable situation. To help those of you going through Wiki withdrawal, we've gathered here 17 of the most ridiculous Wikipedia articles that you'd probably be wasting time skimming today if you had the chance. We didn't grab more than the first paragraph or two, but let's face it, who's ever read more than a paragraph or two of a Wikipedia article?

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