It's hardly uncommon for a parent to disapprove of their child's choice of spouse, but what if your daughter came home from college and told you she was marrying her college? The woman in this video tied the knot with old warehouse in a ceremony feels eerily like a sketch from Portlandia come to life. But she's hardly the first person to wed something other than a human being. Below are seven more examples of people who are setting the gay marriage movement back decades just by giving Rick Santorum more messed-up things to compare it to.