It's been a long, extremely dull road to November 2012, which is even more depressing when you remember it's only February. Thankfully, we have the hard-working folks at Bad Lip-Reading to liven things up by twisting these candidates' words around in a much more interesting way than your typical news outlet. Let's take a look back at their demented take on every person who's entered or dropped out of the race so far — except John Huntsman, because who cares. In the name of fairness we've also included a lip-reading from the incumbent, which makes this blog post a bigger nonpartisan effort than we've seen from Congress in four years.