With Rick Perry out of the Presidential race, we have to start looking at politics on a more local level to laugh at some unbelievably bigoted campaign ads, like this one from an obviously really great guy named Pete Hoekstra, or as he would like you to call him, "Pete Spend-It-Not" (catchy!). Based on this spot, Hoekstra's familiarity with Asians doesn't extend beyond the prostitute scenes in Full Metal Jacket, and maybe the "Chicken was a baby" episode of M*A*S*H. In his world, the Chinese travel through muddy swamps on crappy bicycles bought WITH OUR JOBS!