Planning the perfect Valentine's Day is a lot of pressure. There's an elaborate meal to plan, gifts to buy, and a whole slew of other allegedly important traditions to uphold. It's basically Christmas with a higher chance of sex and the exact same amount of inevitable disappointment. But these businesses are looking to make things easier on you by destroying you significant other's expections right out of the gate with their unbelieveably awful Valentine's Day-themed promotions. And if you take advantage of these deals, we can guarantee that next year's Valentine's Day will be even easier to plan — because you'll be completely, utterly alone.
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cinnarose | 02/14/2012 flag |
For the record, I would totally be down with the Medieval Times promotion. I love cheesy crap like that.
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wsj | 02/14/2012 flag |
White Castle baby? Don't you know we are in a recession???
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AKM | 02/14/2012 flag |
I am TOTALLY the girl who would appreciate Medieval Times, White Castle, and/or a hockey game. The shooting range sounds good, too.
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Stacey | 02/13/2012 flag |
Why is Medieval Times on this list? I would love to go to dinner and a show for Valentine's day. Medieval Times is FUN.
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Stilton | 02/10/2012 flag |
It didn't make the list, but Amazon is giving away the sex manual "Obama Sutra" free on Valentine's Day (details at TheObamaSutra.com)
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Edward | 02/10/2012 flag |
In defense of the cockroach thing, when viewed from the side they do look like penises.
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David | 02/09/2012 flag |
White Castle has done that for years. We all find it quirky and fun. It's meant for teenagers who can't afford a lot. They have a candle lit dinner with a table cloth at a small price.
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Joel370 | 02/08/2012 flag |
Why does that $.99 store ad have condoms on both lists?
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Natasha1224 | 02/08/2012 flag |
I'm down with getting smothered and covered at Waffle House. We can walk right over to ours.
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johnny p | 02/07/2012 flag |
Oh come on, that 99 cent store ad was trying to be helpful
