The most disturbing possible way to look like you have thin thighs.
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That's one way to look toned. These leggings from the demented fashionistas at Black Milk are the ultimate deterrent against serial killers. No one's going to want to make a human skin suit out of you if they think you're missing most of your human skin.

 

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  • wsj | 02/14/2012 flag  |

    Cannibals rejoice!

  • Unicorn Meat | 02/10/2012 flag  |

    These pants are the epitome of anti-boner.

  • Capt. Liver Damage | 02/07/2012 flag  |

    I dont give a shit if a drunk and horny megan fox is in these pants - its a dealbreaker.

  • Sarah | 02/07/2012 flag  |

    Shut up. Black Milk are amazing.

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