When a poor grasp of punctuation can yield sexual benefits.
PUNCTUATION

It's mom's favorite supermarket deli counter, where the cold cuts are always hot, where the salami gets hidden and stays hidden, where one butcher's misuse of quotation marks has paid off in more suburban ass than he ever could have dreamed. Take a number, ladies.

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  • velveteen | 02/07/2012 flag  |

    Reminds me of the scene in the Brady Bunch movie when Alice is caught saying goodbye to Sam the butcher in the morning...and when asked what he was doing there so early, she coyly says "Oh, just delivering some meat!"

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