Show your wife how you really feel with a gift that says "I can't wait for you to die." Just make sure to really pour on the romance when you look deep into her eyes and ask whether she'd like to be shoved into the cold earth or burnt until she's nothing.
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Ken1712090 | 02/15/2012 flag |
Wait till you see what they have in store for Christmas !
(It's a REAL lay-away plan.) -
Anntichrist S. Coulter | 02/14/2012 flag |
Geeeeeez fuckin' gag me with a backhoe! As if the sickeningly-greedy true VULTURES of the death industry weren't horrific ENOUGH... No, I hold no "honor" or "significance" for an UTTERLY-INVENTED, MARKETING-SCAM joke of a "holiday," whatsoever. But the death-cravens of the funeral market never cease to amaze me at the gawdless-awful depths to which they will spelunk in pursuit of the almighty dollar.
Save a fortune and the environment: get cremated and use that money for your friends to throw one helluva kegger/orgy/pool party in your honor. -
Pipe | 02/14/2012 flag |
Oh No you Did int....
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Ken1712090 | 02/12/2012 flag |
"Then you can truly say, 'Don't worry, Honey! I got it covered!' "
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mooonchild | 02/12/2012 flag |
...and did they mention, it's the perfect gift for the tightwad husband? After all, it is affordable...
