You get a little more grossed out every time you check Facebook and read the line at the top of your feed that says, "85 of your friends have posted something about Valentine's Day!" The number keeps getting higher, and the crap they're posting keeps getting more and more sticky sweet. Soon your feed will be nothing but photos of crappy boxes of chocolates and overpriced floral bouquets and you'll be forced to watch porn just to scour the romance from your eyes. If you need to escape from "Lovebook," let this list of delightfully bitter Valentine's Day posts be be your sanctuary.