The most mind-boggling headline we've seen all millennium.
posted 02/14/2012
Not buying it. This was clearly the work of a TMZ reporter in a sea lion costume hoping to score some exclusive Shakira cell phone nude pics. Or it was just a regular old sea lion hoping to score some exclusive Shakira cell phone nude pics. The appeal of Shakira cell phone nude pics is not limited to any one species.
[ Via The Hollywood Reporter ]
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COMMENTS
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Scrivner | 02/17/2012 flag |
Silly Shakira, everyone knows that sea lions are rabid Android fans.
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marinemammalvolunteer | 02/17/2012 flag |
I've worked with sea lions, and they are not stupid. They did not "mistake" her blackberry for a fish. She got too close and they were defending their territory. As they should have. It's her own damn fault for trying to pet a sea lion. They're not cuddly puppies, they're wild animals, with razor-sharp teeth...
I call instant karma.
