Even if you spent more than you make in a month, had a big fight over "trying something new" in bed, got stood up by your date entirely, or never had a chance of getting laid in the first place, at least you can still say you didn't have to deliver a weather forecast in a humiliating Cupid costume flanked by two beautiful women who will never not be able to picture you that way. In fact, we're not even sure this qualifies as a Cupid costume, considering he looks more like a fourth-tier superhero who's about to get an MRI in the middle of a gay club.