The weirdest possible headline connected to Whitney Houston's death.
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Check it out, Bin Laden was just like us! This is the best reason ever to hope that there's no such thing as an afterlife. Whitney will be in heaven still beautiful and clean from her bath, and she'll be forced to fight off a horny, fish-stinking, piranha-chewed Osama Bin Laden. Worst. Eternity. Ever.

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  • DAF | 02/16/2012 flag  |

    TPesus, you're hilarious! And you didn't even mention that Bin Laden's mistress' name is "Boof"

  • Mike | 02/16/2012 flag  |

    TPesu: slow. clap.

  • TPesus | 02/16/2012 flag  |

    "But holed-up" is such an unfortunate way to begin a paragraph.

  • kristina | 02/16/2012 flag  |

    Why would Bin Laden be in heaven???

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