Someone find Angelina Jolie and/or her right leg: we're ready to give this headline an award. There's no way anything between now and when Santorum inevitably loses the race that could compare to this level of storytelling, detail, and unintended mental imagery. We'd give it a standing ovation if we weren't so visibly aroused.
Posted 2/20/12:
Looks like Rick Santorum's "Google problem" joined forces with this Georgia town's "What-the-f*ck-were-they-thinking-when-they-named-this-place" problem and this headline-writer's "I-don't-value-my-job" problem to give us a frothy mix of hysterical laughter and total disgust.
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Robert | 03/18/2012 flag |
He's from outer space - will be found around Uranus
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Natasha1224 | 02/27/2012 flag |
I think this section should just be reserved for "Santorum Headlines" because it appears that the editors of the world are just looking to outdo themselves each day.
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Karla Porter | 02/27/2012 flag |
For the love of language...intentional or not.
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jorn | 02/27/2012 flag |
Ehhh hehehehehehhe, you said "frothy."
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Paul | 02/25/2012 flag |
They've since changed it to denounces. LOL
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The Magic Lemur | 02/21/2012 flag |
I bet that was some mind-blowing hate-sex.
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David | 02/20/2012 flag |
Of course it's real -- http://www.accessnorthga.com/detail.php?n=245894
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TDub | 02/20/2012 flag |
And the reporter's name is Gunn, listed as Staff. This stuff writes itself!
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Jasmin | 02/20/2012 flag |
Is this for real?
