A card appropriate for any Facebook discussion >>
UPDATE: A second attempt has been made at summarizing every awful Facebook conversation you've ever witnessed (below). Let us know which you feel is more accurately irritating.
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ronjamin | 12/05/2011 flag |
I disagree dammit ! ! !
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Alissa | 09/05/2011 flag |
@El
It's not about people trying to rationally discuss politics, it's about people posting angry, unsupported, misguided comments, and everybody ending up arguing. -
tikpik | 07/22/2011 flag |
@Sean N -- I love the "Holy Roller" suggestion, perfect.
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Sean N | 07/07/2011 flag |
No "Holy Roller?": I will reply with some faith-based blather that is very judgmental.
No "Non sequitur?" I will post something that does not follow the premises layed in the discussion up to this point. -
Gecko | 05/07/2011 flag |
The Doghouse Diaries is spot on and simple. 100 votes on that one.
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NiceTryBuddy | 05/05/2011 flag |
They forgot blah blah Hitler.
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Merlin | 05/03/2011 flag |
Like
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iratam | 04/26/2011 flag |
I have nothing to say about any of this...
It's just that I want to see my name in the thread !!!
Peace to all of you, so many, posters and myself
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Duni | 03/25/2011 flag |
The Guy/girl that replies to your thread only to send you an inbox message and then forgets, only to reply to your inbox reply on the thread. Quasi-multifunction/Alzheimer having user. LMFAO SMH
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Gos | 03/01/2011 flag |
God I hate that guy.
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Gos | 03/01/2011 flag |
The Open Book - The guy who makes multiple consecutive posts because everytime he hits send, a new thought occurs and he just HAS to share it.
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goaltere | 02/14/2011 flag |
The Callous Sophisticate: This protracted pontificating is so passé.
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Gigi | 02/11/2011 flag |
Don't forget the overly besotted mom who will take ANY opportunity to somehow link this conversation to something her saccharine sweet little pre-schooler sh*t said/did today, and btw, here's another nauseatingly adorable picture of new baby Eric--now FOUR months old!
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Maia | 02/03/2011 flag |
El: Go get drunk. Then return, apologize, and post something appropriate for this 'discussion'. Preferably something funny. Or even interesting. I'll try and do the same. Actually, as I'm already drunk ...
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insanad | 02/02/2011 flag |
And the toady roady follower that likes every comment you ever make but never has anything intelligent to offer the conversation.
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tired of nerd logic | 02/01/2011 flag |
Chase Mitchell- the anal nerd who has to give credit where credit is due, even though it does not matter in the situation, not that anyone pays attention anyway
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d3ad.squirr3ls | 02/01/2011 flag |
Everyone has to find something wrong with everything in the world. Cool beans!
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Big fat cat | 01/31/2011 flag |
this article describes the comment bar.
And this article is lulz worthy. -
madcat612 | 01/31/2011 flag |
El is just mad because the article describes him
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rae | 01/31/2011 flag |
How about the weird creepy guy that messages me with a response every time I post something and pops up on chat every time I happen to jump on fb from my pc?
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that guy | 01/30/2011 flag |
That Guy: heeyyyy!! the guy who drawwwwsssss every f*ing word outttt.... then asks if you are still meeting his girlfriend tonight.
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maggie | 01/30/2011 flag |
OMG! I'm the Lazy activist!!!
Ty for enlightening me through humor.
Now let me post this link I almost read....lol -
Wanduh1 | 01/30/2011 flag |
That person two posts above me that tries to make everyone feel bad. Get off your high horse.
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rachel | 01/29/2011 flag |
Shameless Solicitor: Please clink the link below and check out something I am selling. It's inappropriate to put this in, and has nothing to do with this topic, but I am ignoring all that. What is this topic about? Don't know, don't care...did you click on the link yet?
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El | 01/29/2011 flag |
Is this supposed to be funny? Accurate, yes. Funny? ...God forbid anyone even try to discuss politics? ...Obviously anyone mentioning their mother dying of breast cancer is just a drama queen. ...WTF is wrong with you people?
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kimota63 | 01/29/2011 flag |
Mr. Sarcasm, who intends to mock The Troublemaker by being overly agreeing, but inadvertently looks like he's being supportive because it's harder to convey sarcasm in written word than it is by spoken word.
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Laurie Hawkins | 01/29/2011 flag |
May FaceBook always be completely free.Amazing observations...great to see there are so many who enjoy the types who participate (the Pollyanna).
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maryrains | 01/28/2011 flag |
The dumbass: "Getting oil change. Reading celeb mags. Soooo bored."
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Lady | 01/28/2011 flag |
OMG, LOLz! U guyz R crzy! - Your cousin's 12 year old that you added before you implemented the no-adding-kids rule.
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JoeJoe | 01/27/2011 flag |
The Doomsayer-"None of this will matter after Dec 21st 2012! The government has kept (Insert Armageddon type scenario here) secret for far too long! WAKE UP PEOPLE/SHEEPLE!
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eelcloud | 01/27/2011 flag |
The Angry Minority:
It's all the Jews fault, if you really examine what's going on... -
Geoffrey | 01/27/2011 flag |
It's the Canterbury Tales v. 2.0.
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Someone | 01/26/2011 flag |
The Atheist: I will some how bring up the fact that I do not believe in god and will start an additional conversation with another completely complicating the original worthless debate.
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Tillie | 01/26/2011 flag |
The soapboxer: We'd never be in this mess if we had a Republican (or Democrat, depending on the timing) in the White House.
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DontSailBackwards | 01/26/2011 flag |
It's unfinished, according to Godwin's Law. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law
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Lolita | 01/26/2011 flag |
The Spammer: Satisfy her with your turgid member. Viagra at low low prices. http://wwww.notreally.com/viagra
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gadget | 01/26/2011 flag |
Thats great dont forget THE INADVERTENT ALL CAPS GUY AND
(NO DISRESPECT)THE CREDIT TAKER:THE GUY WHO HAS TO RECEIVE CREDIT FOR ANYTHING HE HAS EVER SAID DESERVED OR NOT.SORRY. lol--omg I just plageurized 8 million people -signed the missspeller -
ashkincook | 01/26/2011 flag |
I love your minds! (The complimentarian.)
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Judith Kitzes | 01/26/2011 flag |
OMG, this is hilarious. Love this!
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personne | 01/26/2011 flag |
Missing the snake. The highly educated and connected person who never makes any original statement or takes any chances, and uses all their powers to jump out at people who do.
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Zoe | 01/25/2011 flag |
The rawness of such posts, especially vitriol comments posted to 'hot topic' news articles, make for interesting sociological data. Goffman's 'Impression Management' takes on a whole different dimension between such posters. This is one helluva way to condense it all into an entertaining piece of satire.
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Unlikable | 01/25/2011 flag |
Don't forget the friends who will inappropriately "like" the post...even if the topic is something like "cancer deaths are up 390%"
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CJ | 01/25/2011 flag |
OMG, I so want to post this on my FB, but I would hate to "offend" anyone. AWESOME!!!
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MDB | 01/25/2011 flag |
Also missing the History Expert and the Nazi Stealth Bomber who slips and mentions that the opposing side is just like the Nazis.
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Nancy O. | 01/24/2011 flag |
^^^Thread killer!
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blueheron | 01/24/2011 flag |
And the ADDer: I'm replying to the original post, not realizing that none of you are still discussing the original subject at all and that the situation has either dissipated or taken an entirely different route.
Like what I just did, above. :-) -
blueheron | 01/24/2011 flag |
Mom: Hi honey! I don't know enough about facebook to realize that I'm posted on a thread, but here's something completely unrelated with an embarrassing nickname to boot. So don't forget the grapefruits, Miss Poopy Pants!
Drunk Friend: Somehow I will say something so wildly inappropriate it will offend everyone, then promptly forget it after I pass out. I will be confused and feel victimized when none of you comment on my statuses tomorrow. Why is no one poking me back? -
Aaron | 01/24/2011 flag |
This is so accurate.
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Cousin Tad | 01/24/2011 flag |
It's missing the person who always chimes in saying some level of prayer might help.
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cossacksare | 01/24/2011 flag |
The grammar and spelling are too good. Try again.
