[UPDATED WITH VIDEO] Home intruder does every possible thing wrong.
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Imagine a world in which every potential criminal was this wimpy and incompetent. We still can't figure out what Mr. Chapek was even doing in the home aside from taking a shower. Someone should definitely let him know he can't call 911 from prison.

UPDATE: Somehow, hearing the phone calls from both the intruder and the homeowner are even funnier than we expected.

[ Via CNN ]
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  • nony | 12/28/2011 flag  |

    He sued her later...on one of those tv courtroom shows.

  • snowak | 03/09/2011 flag  |

    Now, if a guy broke in my house to take a shit, that would be different. Guy code stipulates that I should let him finish.

  • Lisa | 03/09/2011 flag  |

    WOW!!!

  • Bobby | 03/08/2011 flag  |

    Sorry Ramona, you exceeded the 1 pun per comment limit.

  • Erika | 03/08/2011 flag  |

    Awww. The poor guy just wanted to come clean. (Tee hee. Get it?)

  • Jennifer | 03/08/2011 flag  |

    In this picture, his pupils are HUGE...I'd say this is simple case of cocaine/crack-induced hallucinations/paranoia. Sigh...

  • mcoexec | 03/08/2011 flag  |

    Hope he used a washcloth!

  • Ramona | 03/08/2011 flag  |

    I can't believe he was taking a shower! Wow he can get his own shower in that cell now! He was afraid the owner had a gun? He should have been afraid the owner couldn't afford hot water! Guess who's in hot water now.

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