We definitely won't murder anyone who immediately declares that this thing may not be new. We're not totally sure when it's from so if you write in the comments something like "god, this is so 2008," we certainly won't show up at your home with a chainsaw and trash bags. Enjoy!
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Jess | 09/17/2011 flag |
How do I know he won't murder me...
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Max Entropy | 09/08/2011 flag |
How would you like to be one of those guys on the "Similar Users" list to the right?
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mocha_mama | 09/07/2011 flag |
sounds like my kinda man!
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boodiba | 07/20/2011 flag |
Who ever wrote the joke profile probably didn't use a picture of themselves.
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Danielle | 07/18/2011 flag |
This is a joke right?
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matt | 06/18/2011 flag |
You all are idiots if you don't think this is a joke posting..
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E | 06/14/2011 flag |
There's no way he's 30. Look at that photo... 35 minimum, but I'd say into his early 40's easily.
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Emma | 06/13/2011 flag |
someone in the philadelphia area has the okcupid user name of "NotARapist"
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sage | 06/11/2011 flag |
He should really shave that beard off; it isn't doing any justification.
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David | 06/10/2011 flag |
you know its just some kids messing around with a pic they found there is no way this is serious i mean come on now this is so stereo type it hurts
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jill | 06/09/2011 flag |
what freaks me out is that he could think of jerking off with a severed hand
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Janis98773 | 06/09/2011 flag |
One hot guy!
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half-past | 06/09/2011 flag |
Most disturbing is his brutal honesty with such a joke of an age. This dude is EASILY 45.
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Com Mentor | 06/08/2011 flag |
I like how he has a murdershack. Like not even hyphenated. That shit is a compound word. lmao
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Tookish_Mischief | 06/06/2011 flag |
What disturbs me the most about this is the Similar Users-- and plenty of them!
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rebelregan | 06/03/2011 flag |
"Thou dost protest too much"
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Chelle73 | 05/29/2011 flag |
OMG!!! Iv found him! He's mine! Where has he been all my life- the search is over, the man of my dreams, my soulmate + future husband has been found. Thankyou!!!
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James Smith | 05/26/2011 flag |
Methinks he doth protest too much.
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mitchell | 05/19/2011 flag |
LOL 'People are like 'I feel so save and comfortable around you' and then they follow if up by 'I cant ever imagine you murdering me''
And YES Well done to those people who said that this is fake, because I guess there were people who didn't know. (sarcasm) -
Leanne | 05/18/2011 flag |
love the generated "similar users" at the bottom.
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k | 05/13/2011 flag |
again
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Bethany | 05/09/2011 flag |
Obviously it is a joke... It would suck to be one of the "similar users"
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Sarai | 05/09/2011 flag |
He's def. a keeper =)
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marlayna | 05/07/2011 flag |
actually my friend made this as a joke...sorry to ruin the story
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real | 05/02/2011 flag |
sounds legit
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effects | 05/02/2011 flag |
wow I'm so glad that i am not a similar user. I would not want my picture posted up there like that. How embarrassing, but thats what you get when you post stupid stuff like that on the Internet. You never know who's going to see it and throw it around like that.
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Caroline | 04/05/2011 flag |
Wow, what a catch.
But two things raised a red flag for me. First of all am I really supposed to believe he's only 30? And second of all, with a diet of "strictly anything" how could he possibly be "fit"? -
Mich | 03/28/2011 flag |
I'm gonna go on that site right now and look up all of the "similar users." Please send out the search dogs if I don't return...
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HOUND DOG | 03/26/2011 flag |
Isn't "Syke" spelled "Psych"????
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C. | 03/26/2011 flag |
they are all from Massachusetts...
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shelia wells | 03/25/2011 flag |
would like to join
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EJ | 03/25/2011 flag |
@Rob, ya think?
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Rob | 03/25/2011 flag |
Sounds like a silly spoof account. Whoever created it was looking for a laugh, it is funny after all...
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palmtreebearer | 03/25/2011 flag |
So, do you think he is still available? I have been looking for someone who is THAT not interested in murdering me for some time now.
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Joyce | 03/25/2011 flag |
Finally! Someone I'm attracted to. Great sense of humor.
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nicole | 03/25/2011 flag |
this dude looks like Martin Mull with a kid-toucher beard.
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Bob | 03/25/2011 flag |
scarier still...it recommends SIMILAR USERS!
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ellebelle | 03/25/2011 flag |
I swear that on SG there used to be a real dude with the screen name- YOURSECRETBOYFRIEND and he only friended one girl who happened to be an SG model. Well- he ONLY commented to her and he read ALL her 2000 something blog entries. She was totally stoked that someone would care enough to read ALL her blogs. I thought the girl needed some serious counceling. It's like HELLO! Serial killer. He was even creepier looking than this guy. His profile pic was of, I'm assuming himself?~ sniffing a bouquet of wild flowers. Creepy.
fartpartical is still cracking me up. LMFAO -
ellebelle | 03/25/2011 flag |
Oh yeah- that guy is 30. LMFAO. I forgot the movie- Kiss all the Girls.
SYKE.
One of the similar users names: fartpartical....... um...okay. ? wtf? -
ellebelle | 03/25/2011 flag |
For his favorite tv shows and movies, he forgot, Dead Like Me, Six Feet Under, Pushing Daisies, and Natural Born Killers. So 2008.
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Robin | 03/24/2011 flag |
Isn't that Martin Mull?
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Dan | 03/24/2011 flag |
Also of Dan Reviews Trailers: http://danreviewstrailers.tumblr.com/
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Jason | 03/24/2011 flag |
Created by Dan of Business Flannel: http://thefastertimes.com/businessflannel/2011/01/30/i-wont-murder-you/
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Noleen | 03/24/2011 flag |
I just think it's strange that they even managed to find "similar" users lol
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Amber101917 | 03/24/2011 flag |
there aint no way that idiot is 30 years old....looks about 50
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steve | 03/24/2011 flag |
should be listed on http://www.iratedate.com to warn others
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())_ALEX_))> | 03/24/2011 flag |
I love his "diet"
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retrorambler | 03/24/2011 flag |
I would hate to be listed as a "Profile similar to this"
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xiorcal | 03/24/2011 flag |
reminds me of this post:
http://www.midgetmanofsteel.com/2011/02/undercover-brother-dos-and-donts-of.html -
zissou | 03/24/2011 flag |
looks like all dem brooklyn hipsters.
