Chinese dollar store offers wonderfully insane backstory for Batman.
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This revisionist translation of one of the world's most beloved superheroes was found in a Chinese dollar store. Let's hope that the next movie follows this storyline more faithfully, with Bruce Wayne finally becoming Spiderman.

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  • Leon Emmett | 08/25/2011 flag  |

    Hory Clap!

  • yumii | 08/23/2011 flag  |

    i can't believe i'm laughing to tears now. i'm serious, i'm crying in laughter wtffff

  • nazia | 04/19/2011 flag  |

    i find a site of the translation which is also very help full about translation,
    http://www.translation.pk/chinese-translation.html

  • nazia | 04/19/2011 flag  |

    thanks for sharing, i really like it and i find it very help full and informative, keep it up

  • Paul | 04/08/2011 flag  |

    I never saw the version where he stroked criminals everywhere.

  • Banzai Wong | 04/08/2011 flag  |

    And he is Wonder Woman at night....

  • Dan382608 | 04/08/2011 flag  |

    BURN THIS AND NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN

  • humongous | 04/07/2011 flag  |

    Always knew Spiderman was a deviant fapper

  • celliehwyn | 04/07/2011 flag  |

    WTF! I didnt even understand what they were saying by the end, I was as confused as congress!!

  • elliepron | 04/07/2011 flag  |

    He stroke all criminals everywhere!

  • Domino | 04/07/2011 flag  |

    DAMN YOU DR. JACKSTRAW!!!

  • jack | 04/07/2011 flag  |

    @Joanna: My, but Spider-Man's costume is snug...

  • belle_lune | 04/07/2011 flag  |

    No wonder you never see them together in the same room!

  • Natasha90070 | 04/07/2011 flag  |

    Chinese user instructions/product descriptions are my absolute favorites!

  • Grozz | 04/07/2011 flag  |

    I thought that was his backstory?

  • Cyndi | 04/07/2011 flag  |

    ROFL...that explains so much! Batman is Spiderman!!!!

  • Johanna | 04/07/2011 flag  |

    Clearly one of them is a decoy here:
    http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2008/11/24/2008431173.jpg

  • tammi+jean | 04/07/2011 flag  |

    This is finding me laughing. Most funny this is to me.

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