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posted 01/08/2012
Tags: Fagley Dork, Worst, Name, Funny, Facebook, Filet Minyon, Anil Dikshit, Chew Kok, Names

Thank you Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, we'll keep your resume on file.

If we were kind, considerate people, we'd have ignored these victims of parental misjudgment, knowing full-well they'll be sufficiently teased throughout life. Then we figured, what's a little more public humiliation going to hurt? Enjoy these delightfully terrible monikers discovered around the Web, and let us know of others we may have missed.

 

Updated 10/28/11:

It's the trifecta! Parents and teachers take note, this is how you get children interested in the electoral process.

 

Updated 10/5/11:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Worst Web site names
[ Via Pop Hangover, Damn Cool Pics, Dangerous Minds, Funny Or Die, Izismile, Daniel S., Reddit, AwkwardNames.com, Fail Blog, Henry L., Redditor trolling_thunder ]
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  • Dylan | 05/25/2012 flag  |

    There's also Rutherford County (TN) Property Assessor Bill Boner (who happens to be facing sexual harassment complaints).

  • Tanya | 05/24/2012 flag  |

    My cousin knows a girl named Ariel Strange.

  • Dave Pigeon | 05/08/2012 flag  |

    My philosophy teacher told me of an Aphelia Balls and also knew a Russell Sprout.

  • laneyshippen | 05/01/2012 flag  |

    We had a GIRL come into our skishop named Bret Crum a couple years ago. I would slap my parents if they gave me a name like that!

  • Ivan | 04/18/2012 flag  |

    I also once worked with. Bob Loblaw!

  • Ben Dover | 04/18/2012 flag  |

    Harry Pepe, D.O. in our town!

  • just_me | 04/16/2012 flag  |

    I just had a customer call named Mya Hymen...

  • Laura Barfield | 04/13/2012 flag  |

    In junior high school,my study hall teacher was Mr. Dick Biter... all bs aside!!!

  • Jana1367495 | 04/10/2012 flag  |

    it was a video of Sweet Brown, :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaAd8OuwwPk

  • Jana1367495 | 04/10/2012 flag  |

    hope this works:

  • Brad Long | 04/09/2012 flag  |

    In San Angelo, Tx., we had a Mayor named Dick Funk for like 12 years.

  • Ivan | 04/02/2012 flag  |

    I had a teacher for my English class, her name ws Mary Christmas, also there was an author who's name was Eileen Dover!

  • jr | 03/30/2012 flag  |

    I knew a Mike Hunt in high school. Never failed to crack anybody up.

  • Rayvn Lee | 03/29/2012 flag  |

    ... Jed I Knight is the best fealin name, EVER!

  • Random | 03/28/2012 flag  |

    In my School there's a guy named : Harry Annus

  • guru_lu | 03/22/2012 flag  |

    The best worst name ever: Raghad Hussein... daughter of saddam.
    A muslim called raghad..ROTFLMAO

  • Jack Sheet | 03/15/2012 flag  |

    I once knew a colleague who's name is Harry Kok. Thank God his middle name is not Tiny.

  • Andrew | 01/19/2012 flag  |

    I knew someone named Mrs. Pussatery

  • Amanda | 01/14/2012 flag  |

    Aw. Poor Smelley. He's a fabulous football player though (Roll Tide, y'all)! Just an unfortunate last name.

  • Mandy | 01/09/2012 flag  |

    What about former NASCAR driver Dick Trickle?

  • Riley | 01/09/2012 flag  |

    This one family i know has the last name of "Head". The Father's name is Richard (Dick), and his daughter's name is Eden Head. -_-

  • Samoraurlov | 01/09/2012 flag  |

    HEY **ME COX** WHO U TLKN 2 ?

  • O'Doyle | 01/08/2012 flag  |

    I am named "Anal Beads McCormick"

  • Me Cox | 01/08/2012 flag  |

    Aw, c'mmon. You have "Cox" at the top of the list?! That's my surname. It's very British, it's in the top 100 most common American surnames, and the top 10 in Australia! Last time I got **** about it was from a 19 year girl -- I promptly replied, "yeah, everyone got over making fun of it before I got to high school." She shut up quickly.

  • Samoraurlov | 01/08/2012 flag  |

    My mom has a Dr named Richard Cocran but she says I have a app with Dr Dick Cocran "I just cant figure out why his parents named him that had to be horrible for him growen up"

  • Squirrel | 01/08/2012 flag  |

    A homeless man named To-Mi-Chi-Yang Avery Luke-210 Zing Giving-All-Glory-To-God attended all of my hick town's city council meetings: http://www.brunswickmd.gov/files/2004/M&CJul27_2004.pdf

  • Squirrel | 01/08/2012 flag  |

    I live in a hick town and there used to be a popular hobo whose legal name was To-Mi-Chi-Yang Avery Luke-210 Zing Giving-All-Glory-To-God.

  • Michael | 01/08/2012 flag  |

    Racehorse owner in the UK some years ago by the name of Major Richard Harde and yes, he did foreshorten his name...

  • Erin | 01/08/2012 flag  |

    my friends mom had a boss named Richard Head

  • Steve | 12/10/2011 flag  |

    I knew a guy in denmark called Bent Willy:-)

  • amber | 10/28/2011 flag  |

    Funny thing is I lived near Des Moines, Iowa about 7 years ago and these guys ran then too!! the names are totally legit and not photoshopped! LOL!!

  • dee | 10/28/2011 flag  |

    I knew a guy at church named Dick Gay...I don't know why he'd choose to go by Dick...

  • Michele1549 | 10/11/2011 flag  |

    this is one of the funniest posts i've ever seen...i don't even care if they are real or fake...too funny!

  • HonestMike | 10/10/2011 flag  |

    Years ago, my call-centre co-workers didn't believe the customer's name I'd just spoken with. Months later a team-mate got off a call with the same customer; Helen Boyle-Chicken.

  • HonestMike | 10/10/2011 flag  |

    My mum's employer had a client couple, whose surname was Franger. Can't recall hubby's first name, but wife's was Philippa. (In Australia a franger is nickname for a condom.)

  • Johnny | 10/09/2011 flag  |

    Is that a Human Centipede poster under Oliver Loser?

  • Jam | 10/09/2011 flag  |

    I know a guy called wayne karr...

  • HonestMike | 10/07/2011 flag  |

    Just yesterday I spoke to the cleaner at my school. A lovely woman who regrets what her daughter named her granddaughter. In the truest of white trash tradition of witlessly mangling quite nice names: Shatahlia. Pronounce it shit or shat, it is awful.

  • vic | 10/07/2011 flag  |

    I knew a girl at uni called Jo King, and knew of a girl called Theresa Green.

  • Mary655758 | 10/07/2011 flag  |

    I dated a guy named Dick Wang.

  • katiej | 10/07/2011 flag  |

    Also went to school with a kid name Ben Dover

  • katiej | 10/07/2011 flag  |

    Harry Dick Head. My friend's aunt dated him

  • phritzg | 10/07/2011 flag  |

    this is absolutely true; we had a guy in our city named Harry Peterlick and he lived on Saemann Avenue (and yes, it's pronounced semen)

  • Pebbles36 | 10/07/2011 flag  |

    I went to school with an unfortunately plain girl named Anita Mann...

  • Crowley | 10/06/2011 flag  |

    This is nothing
    Meet Richard Butt
    aka: Dick Butt
    Goons found out about this
    http://i51.tinypic.com/35d80vk.jpg

  • GreginNc | 10/06/2011 flag  |

    The baseball player is a good match for a sheriffs deputy in my home town of Arcadia Fl., His name was Rusty Cox and the old joke we used to use for him was "Rusty Cox, the official social disease of the Desoto county sheriffs dept.". He wasn't a bad guy, but what an unfortunate name to get stuck with.

  • Larry Dallas | 10/06/2011 flag  |

    No Dick Pole?

  • Alicia | 10/06/2011 flag  |

    Audrey Dumper... now luckily married!

  • jen | 10/06/2011 flag  |

    When i met my boyfriend he told me his name was Craven Morehead. I didnt get it for a week. lol neither did he

  • jen | 10/06/2011 flag  |

    went to school with Dick Ball. Of course he preferred Richard, but no one could resist.Sorry DICK

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