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posted 09/15/2011
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  • ranchgirl | 04/18/2012 flag  |

    I feel the spirt move within me!!!!

  • Lauren162885 | 04/18/2012 flag  |

    LMAO!!!!

  • ranchgirl | 03/22/2012 flag  |

    actually, some of these signs sort of put the whole religion-sex thing together for me and I like it

  • Jesus Christ | 03/22/2012 flag  |

    I totally did, guys. Really.

    And this is the real me, not some person pretending on the Internet.

  • Carden | 03/22/2012 flag  |

    Dude... pretty sure Jesus would be LHAO at this.

  • Daniel Dickey | 01/31/2012 flag  |

    "Do you know what Helen Keller's father looked liked? Neither did she." Like these? You'll love my tweets @danieldickey

  • Bob Jones | 01/11/2012 flag  |

    pretty funny . .. but some stupid fucking clown needs to learn English . .

    who the fuck writes "There can't nobody...." . .stupid fuck needs to learn English . .or get kicked in the head!

  • rwt | 12/19/2011 flag  |

    I can laugh; it's just that I don't laugh now at the same things I did at when I was 13.

  • Melanie12167 | 12/17/2011 flag  |

    if we cant laugh then w really do not have a soul

  • rwt | 12/07/2011 flag  |

    So any sentence that has the word "come" in it is a sexual reference? Pretty immature.

  • god | 12/07/2011 flag  |

    I'll pretend not send a swarm of locusts to your crops!

  • gary | 12/06/2011 flag  |

    god is pretend

  • RevAlan | 12/02/2011 flag  |

    We have a "church sign generator" at our Biblical Errancy group at Google where you can make your own sign and save it for sharing with others. Get to Google Groups then look for Biblical Errancy. The link is in links. It is a lot of fun to play around with and make your own church sign. :)

  • DD | 11/21/2011 flag  |

    If we are to respect any religion or belief. The Religious have to respect that some aren't religious and that those people may very well BELIEVE that God does not exist and that any who DO believe in God are stupid/fooling themselves. If you can't respect those people's opinions then the 'respect any religion and belief' just lies bleeding on the floor. I personally believe that God doesn't exist and I will defend my right to have that belief but I will also defend the right for people to have the opposing belief that he DOES exist, I will NOT however, defend the belief that because someone said 'God doesn't exist' or 'God is the worst thing Man ever created' they are disrespecting religion. That is THEIR belief, they have the right to say that. You do not have the right to tell them otherwise.

  • Peter | 11/04/2011 flag  |

    Love the one about the COC (Christian Outreach Church) block party. I bet a lot of people left that party feeling frustrated LOL

  • Rickman7 | 11/03/2011 flag  |

    Praying for those here who are non-believers. Some of these are hilarious, however.

  • rob jackson | 10/27/2011 flag  |

    GOD is man's stupidest idea!

  • Rocky Frisco | 10/25/2011 flag  |

    A local Baptist Church had a sign out front that said: "For every breath we take, a hundred souls enter eternity without Jesus." Somebody put up a cardboard reply that said: "Brush your teeth."

  • Minque | 10/25/2011 flag  |

    AMEN!

  • Rocky Frisco | 10/19/2011 flag  |

    What do you expect from people whose whole way of life is based on letting somebody else pay for their mistakes?

  • god | 09/29/2011 flag  |

    Achoo! Me bless me.

  • jag3 | 09/27/2011 flag  |

    @ Alli - I believe you're right, but there are some people in any religion who are good, kind, and peaceful, and some who are major assholes. Unfortunately, either the assholes are in the majority, or they just get more air time. So, in my mind, every single comment has to be judged for its motivation as well as its content. And that's tiring, but works for me when I've got the time. As for the rest of the time, screw 'em if they can't take a joke!!

  • nook | 09/25/2011 flag  |

    Stupid people give me the shits!

  • Alli | 09/25/2011 flag  |

    @niceman

    Niceman, you are too nice. How come we must respect any religion? I don't understand where people got this idea that just because a large group of people do or believe something it must've respected. That is crazy in my opinion Sorry, but my morals and ethics and principals are stronger than that. Stronger than that PC bullshit. Folks, we have to remember that not everything people believe demands respect. I don't respect ANY religion or culture, for example, that fosters and supports the abuse and suppression of women. Or that grew out of corruption and greed for power. Or that fuels bigotry, sexual repression, or religious and cultural elitism ... so that pretty much takes care of most religions on Earth as far as respecting them goes!

  • niceman | 09/25/2011 flag  |

    Hi i am not Christian but just want to say there is so many things to make fun but please respect any religion..!

  • shane | 09/23/2011 flag  |

    only stupid people gives me hives hers your sign!!!! Rob!!!Carry so people know who you are!

  • PretendAngel | 09/22/2011 flag  |

    Tommy Twelvestep, you are funny.

  • rob jackson | 09/22/2011 flag  |

    Love these idiotic signs! Christianity gives me the hives. All organized religions give me the shits! Best to love this nonsense alone.

  • Tommy Twelvestep | 09/22/2011 flag  |

    Hello. I recently wasted another 1.7 hours of my life arguing that someone who was trolling the internet had flawed logic in their argument.

  • Bomber | 09/22/2011 flag  |

    Funny as hell!

    For those with a religiously open mind(and the ability to fathom large amounts of info) check out this page:
    http://www.thelostword.dk/index3.htm
    He explains a little about the origins of religions. And how the church(all of the major beliefs) use this info to gain power and might.

    There is no judging personified God(i'm so gonna get slapped in the comments for this one lol) Godliness is in us all, and the nature(what's left of it) is our garden of eden..... It's all right before you - open your eyes!
    The bible..... thats a good story, it got it all, drama, sex, lies, you name it. BUT DON'T TAKE IT LITERALLY -> only a fool would do that....

    Peace out...

  • Chrissy Mad | 09/22/2011 flag  |

    Some of these are so unbelievably unfunny and photoshopped.

  • Testiculese | 09/21/2011 flag  |

    you guys make my scrotum itch.

  • stewie | 09/20/2011 flag  |

    oh and mohammed licked my balls

  • stewie | 09/20/2011 flag  |

    Jesus touched my penis. And God fingered my anus. Simultaneously. Sa-weet!

  • SeeingTheLight | 09/19/2011 flag  |

    Jerry- I appreciate that very much.

    fucke ewe- Thanks for the feedback. Any kind of feedback is better than none at all. As for insults or what ever, I don't have any particular interest in them at all. They have mo effect on me.

  • whatsmynameiforgotq | 09/18/2011 flag  |

    ya, if you type a book on these comments , think about it, people arent gonna read those long ones, unless they are brave, stupid, or have too much time on their hands, oh, um, ok, u come on her e and it says; well anyway, i still bet church attendance went up by a t least a bit ... ha ha ya. cute (917 comments, hey, see, people think about sex alot, or mix it with religion and people try to find a solution/lol)

  • Jerry | 09/18/2011 flag  |

    @seethelight - I like your post. You read, study, & think.
    Everyone is free believe as they wish.
    I think critical thinking is often lacking in belief formation but whatever.
    Funny signs, huh? Lol

  • fucke ewe | 09/18/2011 flag  |

    will all you pricks shut up? religion is retarded. this site is just meant to be funny. stop with the twelve paragraph religious sermons. nobody gives a fuck, SeeingTheLight. you are a fuckwad.

  • cults are scary | 09/16/2011 flag  |

    just so ya know i didt write the last comment. it was my frackin brother who i jezz caught trying to mess with this while i was donwstairs. and he responded to cuz he thought i was light in the comments. so just ignore him folks for bein rude. sorry

  • Marie46799 | 09/16/2011 flag  |

    Add your comment here...

  • cults are scary | 09/16/2011 flag  |

    My point to Vinny was obvious. It had nothing to do with what you and he think this site is intended for. It was about his singling out christians for being responsible for starting the debate which is not true. Atheists were equally responsible. Don't blame only the christians, blame everyone involved. And as "Nobody cares" is concerned, that has nothing to do with me nor a lot of other people who did comment here.

  • pndi | 09/16/2011 flag  |

    @SeeingTheLight nobody cares, this debate always is a waste of time on an internet board. i agree with Venni

  • SeeingTheLight | 09/16/2011 flag  |

    Venni- Haven't the atheists been doing plenty of their own preaching? Preaching is preaching. Preaching the gospel of a god isn't much different than preaching the gospel on no god. Both are determined to get their own point of view across. One side is trying hard to make the point known that there is no god and the other side is trying hard to say their is one. I'm not taking one side or the other because I don't claim to know if there is or isn't a god, but I see both sides of the issue doing the same thing.

  • Venni | 09/15/2011 flag  |

    I laughed so hard... But seriously, can you turn off the preaching and just you know, read a few funny signs, and then turn the page....Did you all have to come on here and do THAT (The very reason non christians stay away from even trying to find the Lord is because people like you know who you are, go do stuff like this)

  • Alli | 09/15/2011 flag  |

    Scott said "I love reading how crazy religious people are. It makes me feel good about myself."

    @Scott: AMEN! lol

  • My Hometown!!! | 09/15/2011 flag  |

    Woo-hoo! Galax, VA made the internetz! [It's a small town -- we take what we can get.]

  • Big Nat | 09/15/2011 flag  |

    I'm a Christian and yes, I'm a sinner. Woah! I thought the signs were funny. My brain doesn't generally go there, but I can see how those are "unintentionally sexual" and it's funny. Christian or not, chill out. Jesus laughed too.

  • Scott | 09/15/2011 flag  |

    Meg, because it's an internet message board, where anonymity is cherished. People can say what they want, and then we can write it off.

  • Meg | 09/15/2011 flag  |

    I think everyone needs to jump off their high horses - on BOTH sides of the debate. Why do people - whether Christian or athiest - feel the need to be disrespectful and hateful on an internet message board?

  • Scott | 09/15/2011 flag  |

    I love reading how crazy religious people are. It makes me feel good about myself.

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