Updated 10/21/11:
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Sebastian Michaelis | 05/17/2012 flag |
Loved the raft/fart one. But most people would get it wrong. It's the rowboat that would actually hold the fewest people. A standard rowboat can only hold up to 5 people (1 at the bow, one oarsman,and two at the stern) a raft can hold up to eight people.
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Mindy | 05/14/2012 flag |
'DETERMINATION!'
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Stacie | 05/12/2012 flag |
I thought the one where the girls dream to be like her mommy and work at Taco Bell was very sweet. it was not funny to me at all.It is good that she wants to be like her mom.:)all the rest were funny except the sexual bullying one.
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Andy | 05/09/2012 flag |
The third one on the fourth page (Math Machine) is from a college student.
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TillyWonk | 05/04/2012 flag |
The teacher is very disturbed that the boy thought sexual bullying is punching someone in the vagina, and yet just below that he says thats what happened to him, a girl punched him in the testicles. The teacher gave no mark or thought of an actual violent event against the boy but just the writing of what he thought was violence against the girls upset her. The teacher is waaay out of it.
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billydeewilliams | 04/30/2012 flag |
Obviously, a kid who has no idea what sexual bullying is would punch a chick in the vag. To him, bullying is fighting, and the sexual aspect would be the parts of a person that typically define their sex, so sexual bullying would be punching someone in the vagina.
Why are kids learning about sexual bullying from teachers (who are obviously clueless) anyway?!? This is something the parents should be taking care of. -
Svetlana | 04/27/2012 flag |
Hahahaaa This is hilarious!!!!
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Sam | 04/27/2012 flag |
"Enough is enough Judy!" OMFG That was so hilarious!
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ALEJANDRO | 04/27/2012 flag |
JAJAJAJAJA VERY FUNNY
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sue | 04/16/2012 flag |
sfddsfsdf
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Erica | 04/13/2012 flag |
I was laughing my ass off at "you don't have to do this" picture. It's obviously supposed to be a disciple cleaning his shoes, but come on! It just cracked me up.
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uscricump | 04/13/2012 flag |
Student writes "One can survive without the other" and teacher corrects to "Both can survive without the other". I would have said "each" myself, but "one" is better than "both". Thank you teacher's unions!
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lolman | 04/13/2012 flag |
JEASUS JEASUS JEASUS JEASUS... XD
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lolman | 04/13/2012 flag |
lol loled at the ninja XD
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rit10 | 04/12/2012 flag |
hahahaha!
http://atrium.threadless.com/FREAKER/submission/insomnia/ -
Jordan | 04/11/2012 flag |
My dads name is Clint. We were haveing a birthday party for him and one of the little boys wrote hise name as clit. I am a kindergarten teacher, it's funny to see what they're thinking.
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jim | 04/07/2012 flag |
Checked this site out for the first time today. I'm a former teacher and really love the creative, exploring, questioning young minds of kids. I was cracking up and having great fun going through the many samples here. Couldn't turn it off. And I want to say that as parody of the kind of things some kids actually say, I'm still loving all of it.
After over an hour of Laughing Out Loud, and thinking these are all actually done be real children, I began to notice something that kind of took some (certainly not all) of the fun out of it. And I notice that some of the commenters here have already alluded to some discrepancies between the grade level of questions, versus the implied age of the children answering.
I agree with these observations in some cases.
I have made an even more sobering observation which others may have also made. But I don't see comments to that effect. And I apologize if I am misunderstanding what is claimed to be represented here, and there is a statement somewhere on this site that these are not all true copies of the work of actual children.
A couple of my observations are:
1. The Handwriting's The Same.
On the more sexually oriented and/or profane hand-written samples, the handwriting is the
same on nearly all entries, regardless of implied age level, except for an effort to make
them appear to have come from children of widely-varying ages.
Note that throughout all the hand-written samples, the handwriting is made up of an odd combination of both printing and cursive. Among the easiest letters to compare are the letters "s", "r", and "a"; the cursive styled small letters "y" and "g"; the very strong capital letter "I"; and the small letter "i" , which has a prominent dot strictly aligned a certain distance above it.
2. Note the joke with the drawing of the "Reproductive System".
The "teacher's" handwriting, and the "student's" handwriting are THE SAME, except for a
slight attempt to make them appear different.
I say again that I still like the site very much, and will continue to visit and refer others to it.
This is hugely funny stuff. I'm hoping that somewhere on the site there is disclosure to the effect that, for the purpose of adult entertainment only, some of the items are parodies, based on the kind of work seen in schools, but is created to "look like children did them", and are "not actual copies" of work turned in by real children. -
rachel | 04/06/2012 flag |
Funny how much more kids think than adults.
Obvious questions given obvious answers.
Let your kids be kids and be more concerned about the Federal Reserve making you a serf than your kids saying fuck and drawing bears.
Shutup. Social Standards were created to keep you quiet. Welcome to truth. -
ceegee | 04/06/2012 flag |
dude...i'm sorry but the one where they are having children explain different types of violence including sexual violence and emotional terrorism is fucked up. especiallly considering that the teacher is only offended by "punching someone in the vagina." even though it was just an example. even though being potentially punched in the face went unnoticed. and she also apparently didnt care that a girl had hit him in the nuts at one point. what a shitty teacher.
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Dan | 04/05/2012 flag |
My favorite is still the answer to "What is love?", and the kid quoted the old Haddaway song. (Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...)
Literally laughed so hard my ribs hurt. -
vanessa | 04/05/2012 flag |
lol "please excuse my dope ass swag"lololol
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carissa | 04/04/2012 flag |
fyi
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Edward | 04/03/2012 flag |
I think "punching someone in the vagina" was absolutely correct. Who the hell uses the term "sexual bullying." A different answer would be appropriate if the question was about "sexual harassment," but it seems to me that sexual bullying would entail both sexual transgression and physical violence, hence punching someone in the vagina.
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jtjqmom | 03/28/2012 flag |
The one with mom selling the shovel was so funny............glad mom explained it! Whew........
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Kristina2287 | 03/27/2012 flag |
I think the first picture with the dog, the kid was trying to say "cute", but spelled it "cuht". Understandable, based on the way it sounds.
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erica | 03/25/2012 flag |
OM...ROTFL... I love it.
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Nate | 03/22/2012 flag |
my favorite is the one with the ninja gaurding question #9 yall have no idea how often imma use that now
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Jill | 03/21/2012 flag |
Thanks for my BD carf. It made my day! Hope you guys are happy and healthy. All My Love!
P.S. Love The Heavy Metal Answer -
david | 03/20/2012 flag |
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Danny | 03/16/2012 flag |
I LOL'd the first time I read this. Showed it to my friend, he said the dick joke was soo true.
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EarlJ | 03/14/2012 flag |
I can fully understand seeing the word and picture of the raft while incorrectly spelling it fart for a dyslectic ... not a long stretch for me... especially since I've been a cheater before ... errr... ahhh ... teacher is what I meant. . . (grin)
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mike | 03/14/2012 flag |
Maybe a laugh will help?
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Emily T | 03/13/2012 flag |
I think one of those is mine....from a long time ago. (The Super Mario Brothers 3 one. I had big goals in the 3rd grade.)
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Linds | 03/09/2012 flag |
some of these are clearly questions that would be on high school and college tests and not by "young children"
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Mary Brown | 03/04/2012 flag |
Ha, I thought that was the whole reason...
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Mary | 03/03/2012 flag |
And this is why Steven will not be attending IPS schools.
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Sebastian | 02/29/2012 flag |
Hahahahahahahhahaha, I still remember what I did back on those days.
Stick figure gets it and find the x, I thought doing such was cool back then. -
Wyatt P | 02/23/2012 flag |
Been mentally preparing myself for the inevitable death of my grandmother in the near future and this made me forget for a while. I'll definitely use some of these too. (find x, rope, sorry there's something in the way, terrorist, et cetera)
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Ubermench | 02/22/2012 flag |
Yes the Chemistry class Beers- Lambert Law explained by cartoon stick men holding a beer with the equation sign pointing to the right showing stickman passed out with the beer spilling out with a .222 above the cartoon man. I would gave extra credit if he or she included units in the .222 or if I were a prick I have them clean every cuvette with a cotton swap and clean lab glassware for a week.
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Kim | 02/21/2012 flag |
What cranky old bat marked "love" wrong!? This is why I'm home schooling. That would earn you a trip to get ice cream in my world.
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Amber29 | 02/17/2012 flag |
The strongest force one is one I liked the most and can imagine a child writing that
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Aki | 02/14/2012 flag |
The brain - cantaloupe correlation shows some thinking out of the box!
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Nicol | 02/13/2012 flag |
My daughter said she knew the "bad C-word" but would not say it aloud. So she spelled it for us....with snarky attitidue, too.. "C O U N T" yep. She's the bright one. I think that could have been her spelling test. My son spelled "pennies" "P E N I S" not sure how his teacher kept a straight face.... I 'bout died. So yea, I totally believe they're real.
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Trollope | 02/12/2012 flag |
Haha yeah school just wants everyone to be the same! It's just, like, they want us to know how to spell and be understood by other people in a standardised way and that! Morons!!11!!!!1! I'm a free thinker so I shouldnt haf to fink an rite like wot fick peepul doo !!
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Tara-Silly1 | 02/11/2012 flag |
some of these aren't real, some are intentional and should not be featured
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Sartasia | 02/10/2012 flag |
My son drew cartoons on the margins of his papers all the way through JR High. In his 9th grade math course he spent the whole semester drawing little men building a billboard every day with the teachers imaginary hilarious horoscope written on it. One day toward the end of the semester he didn't draw anything in the margin. His paper came back with the question...."Did the workers have the day off?"
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Christine | 02/08/2012 flag |
Becky, you said it. When I was in grammar school, I drew my cursive letters in certain ways. I would always lose points on it as the teacher attempted to force my handwriting to be a clone of others. She was trying to suppress my individuality and my own distinct handwriting. After I left the class, I continued to write my letters as I see fit. I am now about to get my PhD.
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arsonak45 | 02/07/2012 flag |
i lost it at the date rape one....lol
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phil | 02/01/2012 flag |
these kids show great imagination and personality, too bad its gonna be stripped from them by the time they finish "education" and wind up like a boring robot who works in some shitty job they hate :D
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Becky | 02/01/2012 flag |
Even though the post that BillyD assures us is his ‘last’ post is rude, wrong and just plain stuck-up that doesn’t stop if from being pretty damn funny. Also, PZ is right about the Texas thing. I would know, I’ve lived here my entire life. I may be a Christian (which is widely approved of in Texas) but I’m a non-denominational, extremely unorthodox, liberal, tree hugging, gay marriage supporting and open-minded Christian (which, I can assure you, is widely disapproved of in Texas.)
