As the earth's population continues to grow, humans are forced to live in ever closer proximity to each other, pissing each other off in new and disgusting ways. The neighbor note is the most effective medium to alert your neighbors to the myriad ways in which their way of life is destroying yours. So if you're going to leave one yourself and want to make sure your neighbors pay heed, take a cue from these authors and unload on that piece of paper with both barrels.
Updated 1/24/11:
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britt | 02/15/2012 flag |
Grammar.... does anyone know how to use it anymore??
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Vinyl Banners | 02/14/2012 flag |
thanks for sharing such a valuable information
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Cyd | 01/21/2012 flag |
I often wonder when our neighbors will leave us a note in response to our sexual activity as they did in distaste for my husband's parking which I would agree to be a tad mediocre at times.
Finger crossed it'll be soon. -
Gayla | 01/06/2012 flag |
lotz of laffs
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Rob403465 | 12/30/2011 flag |
I am so glad I live in a single family home.
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mother.of.mayhem | 12/09/2011 flag |
From the looks of it, the neighbor was rudely confrontational. How is avoiding a loud-mouthed jackass "shiftless?"
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Edward | 12/09/2011 flag |
All right, in the case of the latest dog shit note, I really, exceptionally don't understand the purpose of a passive-aggressive note. The content of that note makes it obvious that there's already been a direct confrontation. What the hell happened? Did he need to take time to compose his rebuttal before rushing to defend himself. While I think leaving notes for your neighbors is cowardly in general, doing it after they've already demonstrated they have the balls to talk to you directly is really shiftless.
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live432 | 12/05/2011 flag |
Great stuff. I love complaining in the most obnoxious of ways as well.
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Jack | 12/05/2011 flag |
I cannot express strongly enough the amount of joy, relief, satisfaction - overall feeling of grace and blessings that I feel right now because I own my own home. Although I live in a 'neighborhood' of houses, they are all a good 20' apart. Nobody above me. Nobody below me. Nobody except the most wonderful and mutually respectful neighbors around me. I LOVE MORGAN HILL CALIFORNIA!!!
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Jon | 11/21/2011 flag |
Can any of these people spell anything?
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LJ | 11/18/2011 flag |
Wow, it took me a while to figure out what the hell "Graphity" means!
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Annie | 11/16/2011 flag |
Dear Management, please learn to spell things properly if you actually want tenants and guests to understand what you are bitching about. Thank you :)
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Dave | 10/06/2011 flag |
It isn't Zack L's fault you don't SECURE your wireless!
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WillfromSF | 09/13/2011 flag |
So most of the people who sent these to Happy Place are the obnoxious assholes that are being complained about. Pretty nervy.
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jpop | 09/13/2011 flag |
These comments are more entertaining than the notes. You grammatically confused people really rock!
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Dan | 09/12/2011 flag |
I've had lousy noisy neighbors with powerful sub-woofers that shake the houses in the area.
I think they're slowly growing up; perhaps irritating all the folks on the block gets old after a while.
I've also had assholes drunk out on the street in front of my house, with their pick up trucks blaring music at 2:30 AM....one of 'em was supposedly an off duty rookie officer (police).
Yeah, you all can laugh, but in case you don't know, folks need their sleep and sleep deprivation can affect one's health. It winds up that folks are, in effect, by robbing others of their sleep, lessening the lifespan of others. -
TheGirl | 08/27/2011 flag |
I don't think that person is going to have much luck selling the house when they say up front that their neighbor is an asshole.
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GrammarHound | 08/27/2011 flag |
No, yo. The point is that the person is a birdbrain, albeit a clever and funny one. :-)
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?? | 08/25/2011 flag |
It's not that serious. These are funny. So what if people use incorrect grammar and spelling. Relax, read and laugh. That is all.
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yo | 08/25/2011 flag |
Just to the people bitching about the grammar in the "well read individual" one, you missed the point. He's well read because he's stealing that guys newspaper, it was a joke that apparantly flew way over your "well read" heads.
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CapitolHillDenver | 08/24/2011 flag |
I posted a note to my upstairs neighbor's door asking him to please invite me the next time he opened up his bowling alley upstairs because I felt truly left out of the loop. He saw me a few days later and apologized and we had a good laugh about it-he's decent and has been quieter. These notes cracked me up.
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OCD Speller | 08/24/2011 flag |
It's sad when the only thing I can think about when reading these notes are all the spelling and grammatical errors. xD
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Kat | 08/24/2011 flag |
"There's Children..." From a Well-read neighbor? lmao.
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Ashley | 07/01/2011 flag |
I wish I could friend every one of these smartass-repliers on Facebook.
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Laura | 06/23/2011 flag |
I didn't know McDonald's delivered!
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Marshall | 06/22/2011 flag |
b very rude
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Hunter103177 | 06/21/2011 flag |
I just wanna know where there's a McDonald's that delivers...
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Jessica610855 | 06/21/2011 flag |
LMAO at the Spanx lady. Clever and disturbing.
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VocabularyHound | 06/16/2011 flag |
@hughmungus: LOL at the irony that since you wrote your comment after Hmm's, your misuse of the word, "penultimate," turned out to be accurate.
Damn, you're good! :-) -
lolbbq | 06/14/2011 flag |
i like the car notes more. Also, vivi is a cunt.
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hughmungus | 06/14/2011 flag |
Ugh. Some dolt correcting someone else's grammar, i.e., "Hmm" retorting (incorrectly) to *insert name here* that one would say: "There is children in the building" is simply the epitome of and the penultimate publishment of idiocy in a fitting "reverse irony", as one does not and would not ever, EVER, utter "There IS children in the building", or ANYWHERE. They ARE IN the building. They are not IS IN the building. They are not. Ever. No. Not. NEVER. 'They're' (children, cats, dildos, snails, car keys, ETC.) is the correct grammatical approach. Why? Because 'children' is plural and 'child' is singular, dumbshit. See: http://www.wikihow.com/Use-There,-Their-and-They%27re.
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vivi | 06/13/2011 flag |
These are funny unlike the car notes. At least you pretty much know who the people are who left them- they had some humour- weren't necessarily mean (well most of them) and they had some creativity. The Angela Lansbury was the best.
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AnnoyedByOranges | 05/22/2011 flag |
@bkcheese08 oh we know, we're just being pedantic and amusing ourselves at his/her expense.
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bkcheese08 | 05/21/2011 flag |
The "well read individual" is well read because he is stealing the damn paper, not because he/she is in fact an english major.
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Mabs | 05/20/2011 flag |
I forward the weekly roundup every Friday to the guy who sits next to me and this week it just so happens the 1st letter on here is actually his. He is Apt. 6, although he claims he was not home at the time and that his roommate was the loud music player. I dont believe him, I think it was him but hey, im not his biggest fan ;)
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Mac128885 | 05/20/2011 flag |
hand is
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dan | 05/18/2011 flag |
don't delete this
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Hoagie | 05/18/2011 flag |
You know what really grinds my gears?.......
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Theresa | 05/17/2011 flag |
OMG! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!
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AnnoyedByOranges | 05/17/2011 flag |
@Hmm lol, impulsive idiocy gets the better of us all at one point or another.
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Hmm | 05/16/2011 flag |
Yh, that's unforgivable scrap I've written down there. It might even be laughable, given the way that's written, if I didn't have an English language degree. I guess the money paid for a good degree is no match for impulsive idiocy.
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GrammarHound | 05/16/2011 flag |
@mkeus: Of course. Thus the disclaimer, "[irony intended]". wink wink
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Kay | 05/16/2011 flag |
Shouldn't they have called the cops about domestic violence? Well, maybe they did. I hope. Anyway, funny stuff. Angela Lansbury!
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rwcrist | 05/15/2011 flag |
I have an idea. Let's argue about grammar and punctuation!
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hughmungus | 05/15/2011 flag |
I had a stupid stripper neighbor chick whose kitchen wall happened to abut my bedroom wall in the apartment building we lived in. She constantly brought dudes home, was as loud as day, and "bounced quarters", a drinking game, against that kitchen wall until 4-5 in the morning. I put a pointed but polite note on her door. Her response? My crumpled note with an un-used tampon stuck back onto my door. Dumbshit.
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mkeus | 05/15/2011 flag |
@GrammarHound You do realize it is "You're and not "Your"?
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mark knudsen | 05/15/2011 flag |
My friend Winston wrote to his neighbor about his bad parking,....."If you don't want 4 flats, then get your ass off my grass!" I don't know, last week sometime.....lol...nah, we were Jr High, maybe. Winnie, I'm sure your notes are better now.
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BusyBraven | 05/15/2011 flag |
I wish I had written a note to my neighbor who woke me out of a sound sleep. While I am happy to know she had a VERY satisfying exerience (YES YES YES) I don't think it is something everyone wants to know!
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GrammarHound | 05/14/2011 flag |
"Hmm": Your not very bright are you? [irony intended]
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A better read individual | 05/14/2011 flag |
LOL @ "A well read individual" who wrote "...there's children...".
