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posted 04/18/2012
Tags: Religious, Mockery, Mock, Christianity, Facebook, Jesus, Church, Pray, Christ, Prayer, List, Lists, God, Jewish, Judaism

We assumed it was a rule of thumb these days that if you want to guarantee not being taken seriously, just post something on Facebook. Using snark-laden social media as a platform for your views on God, Jesus, scripture, or other elements of your religious belief system generally isn't going to turn out well. Even deities must succumb to wise-ass Facebook comments from friends and acquaintances.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Unintentionally sexual church signs
[ Via Lamebook, Failbook, Redditor chuckbeezy, Redditor BigPlunk, Redditor jigielnik, Valerie M., Rdditor Schroedster, Redditor PodAwful, Redditor tananda7 ]
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  • Rod | 04/29/2012 flag  |

    You have 3 priests sitting on a bench with 3 little boys in front of them
    The first priest says " How dare congress make us pay for contraception’s”
    The second priest says “ Don’t they know we answer to a higher order”
    The third priest says “ Want to switch”

  • Rod | 04/29/2012 flag  |

    You have 3 priests sitting on a bench with 3 little boys in front of them
    The first priest says " How dare congress make us pay for contraception’s”
    The second priest says “ Don’t they know we answer to a higher order”
    The third priest says “ Want to switch”

  • Rod | 04/29/2012 flag  |

    You have 3 priests sitting on a bench with 3 little boys in front of them
    The first priest says " How dare congress make us pay for contraception’s”
    The second priest says “ Don’t they know we answer to a higher order”
    The third priest says “ Want to switch”

  • Edward | 04/18/2012 flag  |

    I'm almost willing to bet that the Reverend Daniel ___________ is my first college roommate. He was an imbecile who was utterly obsessed with getting laid and probably hasn't to this day.

    I was returning to our dorm one day when I saw that there was sticker on the wall beside the front door which said "Reverend Daniel ___________," followed by his home address. Knowing that Dan was a committed atheist, I was naturally curious about this, so I went into the room and asked him about it. He looked at me stone faced and said, "I'm an ordained Anglican minister." Why? I asked. "I took a correspondence course and got ordained." Why? I asked. To which he replied, "Chicks dig titles." True story.

  • Swordfish | 04/18/2012 flag  |

    Religion doesn't really need mocking, after all, it mocks itself.

  • Willy | 03/10/2012 flag  |

    Christian Rock band discussion

    http://imgur.com/vhIkO

  • trailfaz | 02/29/2012 flag  |

    OMG Funny stuff. Jesus didn't have a sense of humor. He was very dry and depressed. All gODs are rooted in myths. The bible is a amalgam of myths put together to create religion. Those that believe in an omnipotent gOD are delusional. Religion has been used for thousands of years to tame the people. Ignorance of university level history on the origins of myths and religions appears to be an issue.

  • Nihilist | 02/04/2012 flag  |

    Facebook.....
    [+] Encourages you to make, not lose friends.
    [+] By keeping a detailed record of you life, promises to let you transcend death.
    [+] Has a founding story that shrouds its patriarchs in mystery and mystique.
    [+] Provides a platform for supporting charitable endeavours.
    [+] Provides a platform for creating interest groups and playing games.
    [+] Would prefer if everyone in the whole world was a member.
    [+] Creates a culture of judging your peers.
    [+] Makes it easy to identify role models.
    [+] Provides a long-lived networking arena.
    [+] Enables the efficient dissemination of information and rumour.
    [+] Only a select group of people have the power to change it.
    [+] At one point in its past it sold you virtual gifts for real money.
    [+] Its business model relies heavily on psychological tricks rather than real merit.
    [+] Suggests that you meditate within its pages several times a day.
    [+] Tries to invade every aspect of your life.

  • Moon | 01/27/2012 flag  |

    My god beats your god. Thanks Flying Spaghetti Monster!
    http://www.venganza.org/

  • Newton | 01/26/2012 flag  |

    JERSERSLIVES!!!!1 is pure comic genius. Thanks for that.

  • mike | 01/26/2012 flag  |

    @Nosson Nash - You're an idiot.

  • Anntichrist S. Coulter | 12/16/2011 flag  |

    Davy Boy, you are about as inspiring or impressive as a wet fart.

    Bibul-bangers who profess their "holiness" on fucking FACEBOOK are every bit as disingenuous as TAMMY FAYE FUCKING BAKKER back when she was selling her uber-racist "RICE-PADDY BABIES," 'cause selling racist baby dolls would help their "missions" to "feed the hungry" in Asia (Somehow, they toooootally fucking missed North Korea!) and to save those poor little heathen Chinee chirrens.

    Personally, after Darth Cheney, Poppy Bush, Donald Rumsfeld and Bill Clinton, I blame Tammy Faye's con-artist ignorant-hillbilly racist excuse for "witnessing" for the fact that China now OWNS OUR ASSES.

    Put a "positive" bookmark/bumpersticker-philosophy spin on THAT shit, Davy Boy.

    Maybe YOU'RE the one who's "uncomfortable" with all of the brilliant heathen humor in this thread, because you know that it's fucking TRUE.

    Wanker.

    Back to your basement, mama's boy.

  • Davy Boy | 12/15/2011 flag  |

    people only hate on something positive and good you do when 1) they're uncomfortable or 2) you're doing something right & 3) When they know they have to confront that which is wrong

  • Nosson Nash | 11/25/2011 flag  |

    For the love of rotting maggot infested zombie christ on a cross, you have to have shit for brains to fall for that garbage. You've just been punk'd by some misogynistic dress wearing goat herders from the dark ages! There is no god! No grow up and sha-na-nanna-nanna live for today!

  • Hugh7 | 11/25/2011 flag  |

    Tom: "Him who is most deserving of your wholehearted love, the One who knows your every thought; and at that, knows you better than you know yourself. ... maybe in His mercy He will spare you from an eternity separated from Himself, but, of course an eternity in outer darkness, utterly left to your own hateful remorse and bitter anger-out of His presence seems more like a heaven than a torment to you doesn't it? Rest assured, you'll know better when you can't pretend anymore."

    LOVE the iron fist in the velvet glove, Tom. If He knows my every thought, then of course He knows exactly why I don't believe in Him.

    "Scorn bribe of Heaven or threat of Hell" - Tom Paine.

  • sukeina | 11/08/2011 flag  |

    hahah too fucking funny , love them all !!

  • anon | 11/07/2011 flag  |

    A lot of repeated names on here.....

  • janine | 11/07/2011 flag  |

    i can't believe how many people believe this religious bullshit. and these are hilarious lol.

  • Elmer Costabile | 09/27/2011 flag  |

    Wino Jesus died for your Zins.
    Backwoods Jesus longs for his kin.
    Hellraiser Jesus died full of pins.

  • LoudenClear | 09/27/2011 flag  |

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/God-is-definitely-a-caucasian-man-I-am-a-theologian-I-should-know/223707641008561

  • Zod | 09/20/2011 flag  |

    you might want to check out The 700 Club group.
    Run by yours truly...
    Zod

  • Dave | 09/17/2011 flag  |

    I think "meh" would be the proper hipster response. To put it in FB terms, mocking a religion that teaches its followers to "turn the other cheek" ranks somewhere below your typical Farmville achievement. Wake me up when someone mocks Islam on a jihadist website and signs the post with their real name and home address.

  • mark | 09/09/2011 flag  |

    Hotel Jesus died for your Days Inn
    Gandalf the Grey Jesus died for your Baggins
    Aragorn Jesus died for Arwen
    Elvish Jesus died for Sindarin
    Sherlock Holmes Jesus died for Watson
    Voyeur Jesus died for watchin'
    Rorschack Jesus died for your Watchmen

  • btmfdr | 09/09/2011 flag  |

    Henry Miller Jesus died 4 your Nins
    Nathaniel Hawthorne Jesus died 4 your Prynnes
    DJ Jesus died 4 your spins

  • btmfdr | 09/09/2011 flag  |

    Smiley-Face Jesus died 4 your grins

  • Bradley Thomas Horton | 09/08/2011 flag  |

    God is the best joke that man ever made up... and jesus is just a fuck stain

  • mjb359@gmail.com | 09/08/2011 flag  |

    Jedi Jesus died for your Siths!
    http://lparchive.org/Knights-of-the-Old-Republic-II/

  • Kristan | 09/08/2011 flag  |

    Bike riding Jesus died for your Schwinns.

  • permafrost | 09/07/2011 flag  |

    Dustman Jesus died for you bins.

  • Chicago17 | 09/07/2011 flag  |

    Obviously, Cubs Jesus forgot to die for a World Series Win..

  • Susan | 08/29/2011 flag  |

    I heart Southpark Jesus

  • Susan | 08/29/2011 flag  |

    I

  • Susan | 08/29/2011 flag  |

    I

  • Roberto | 08/29/2011 flag  |

    Astrology Jesus died for your signs

  • Roberto | 08/29/2011 flag  |

    Director Jesus died for your scenes

  • Roberto | 08/29/2011 flag  |

    Buddah Jesus died for your Zens

  • Kalah | 08/24/2011 flag  |

    The insane devotion so many have to Jesus and God make me so tempted to get a bunch of my friends together and put a book together. We'll write about all the superheroes and hope that it survives whatever disaster eventually wipes out most of humanity so in a few hundred or thousand years someone will find it, take it as truth, and worship Batman. Those who don't will be damned to an afterlife of torment with The Joker.

  • Bart | 08/21/2011 flag  |

    Oh, Tom, don't be all poopy.

  • bobhappyface | 08/20/2011 flag  |

    Microsoft jesus died for your kins

  • leapyr68 | 08/17/2011 flag  |

    BIC jesus died for your pens!
    Activia jesus died for your digestions!!

  • leapyr68 | 08/17/2011 flag  |

    My cousin's wife posted this and unfortunately I can't mock her. So, I'll just post it here: Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, sweetest name I know!
    Fills my every longing, keeps me singing as I go!

  • Doggs | 08/15/2011 flag  |

    Automotive Jesus died for your VINs

  • Beasil | 08/15/2011 flag  |

    All pretty amusing, but Lawrence, an internet connection is kind of required for using Google+. Smartassery fail.

  • Matt | 08/12/2011 flag  |

    Triplet Jesus died for your twins.

  • Lotte | 08/12/2011 flag  |

    I'm Jewish and I loled at all of these.

  • Christie | 08/11/2011 flag  |

    Is "JESERSLIVES!!!1" serious? :/

  • JESERSLIVES!!!1 | 08/11/2011 flag  |

    ALL U ARE BRUN IN HELL!!!1 JESERS IS REAL AND HE DIED FOR UR SDINS SO SHOWE SUNM RESPCT OK!!!1 IF U ATHISTS WNT PROOF I GOOT BOOK FOR YA ITS CALLED THE BIBLE LOL!!1 TRY READNIG A BOOK IDIOST.

  • Tom | 08/11/2011 flag  |

    The quarrel of those who pleasure themselves with complimentary thoughts of themselves as "snarky," or "irreverently funny," is stated to be religion.
    In actuality, they, you, and every person to ever have walked this earth is, and has been no less that 100% religious. If you're a sensible person you'll come to the same conclusion, that you diligently serve some person or thing that you have replaced your Creator with.
    More than that, Christ is the object of all sneering, vulgar, misleading, and hateful speech. Why is that?
    Is it truly because you are annoyed with people who believe something different than you that you rail against Him? Let's face it, your heart seethes with hatred for Him who is most deserving of your wholehearted love, the One who knows your every thought; and at that, knows you better than you know yourself. John 7:7, look it up on your own, and maybe in His mercy He will spare you from an eternity separated from Himself, but, of course an eternity in outer darkness, utterly left to your own hateful remorse and bitter anger-out of His presence seems more like a heaven than a torment to you doesn't it? Rest assured, you'll know better when you can't pretend anymore.

  • Haplo | 08/11/2011 flag  |

    Wait wait wait. You guys don't have this one? http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpn59p8pTs1qb3llho1_400.png

  • Erin | 08/11/2011 flag  |

    Jihad Jesus died for your virgins

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