Sometimes a missed connection ad seems to be there solely to show you how close you came to death, or worse, a hookup or relationship with a truly unhinged person. Look through these ads detailing some terrifying near-misses, and if you recognize yourself in any of them, thank your lucky stars you got away alive.
Updated 3/21/12:
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Jana1367495 | 04/19/2012 flag |
me too Kelly, me too. lol.
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Kelly | 03/21/2012 flag |
The wheelchair duel ad....had me in tears lmao.
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Cardioid | 09/07/2011 flag |
Famiglia's is down the street from me. I believe that one is real.
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Natasha1224 | 09/02/2011 flag |
I never look at my local Craigslist. I wonder if I have a missed connection?
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Ashley | 06/27/2011 flag |
LOL, no, I don't have a sister. I'm about that far away too... weird.
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Cyndy | 06/27/2011 flag |
Ashley - I know, how gross! I grew up about 3 minutes away from that KFC (assuming you're not my sister Ashley, who already knew that).
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Ashley | 06/27/2011 flag |
Ewwwww... I live in Houston on Hwy 6... Shit, I'll never be able to look at that KFC the same way again. :S
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tammi+jean | 06/02/2011 flag |
Hilarious Website - w4w(ebsite) - 28 (the internet)
SomeeCards I've been thinking about you ever since the first time I laid eyes on you a few months back. Do you want to get married? I heard necking and petting is pretty great, maybe we could just do that? Also, what's with the knife?
• Location: the internet
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with service or other commercial interests
• my blog is funny sometimes, you should read it. http://www.tammimean.tumblr.com -
AmericanWade | 06/02/2011 flag |
That was taken from a newspaper so why should someecards have to blur it out?
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Curator | 06/02/2011 flag |
I'm impressed by everybody's reasonably good spelling and grammar, particularly the one foraging in porta-potties in Riverside Park! Thank a teacher!
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Lizzie | 05/24/2011 flag |
The flash drive in the vagina thing had me in tears... what is she, a spy or something??
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Jennifer122102 | 05/24/2011 flag |
UNBELIEVABLE!! Funny & insane!
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Shannah28 | 05/22/2011 flag |
You put midget porn in my mailbox. ROFL!
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Sieghart1 | 05/21/2011 flag |
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Rebecca283016 | 05/20/2011 flag |
"i petted your dog. pretty heavy. and then i ran all the way home."
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Hopefortomorrow | 05/20/2011 flag |
Some powerful camel toe, that is so beautiful!
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brooks30 | 05/20/2011 flag |
Words can't describe how my horrible day just got so much happier. Totally epic.
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Brandon | 05/20/2011 flag |
Out of respect yes, but its an arrest record and to the best of my knowledge its all public record.
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Michelle | 05/20/2011 flag |
The woman's last name in the first post should be blurred.
