
Witnessing these nasty breakups in person would be incredibly uncomfortable. But when you can watch from a safe, projectile-free distance on Facebook, it's like seeing a building implode. A building with two very annoying people inside. On the other hand, maybe all of these couples could've stayed together longer if they communicated by any means other than social media.







Updated 3/6/12:


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sooz | 05/09/2012 flag |
I really hope the pink KA one got 500 shares!
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mike | 04/23/2012 flag |
facebook breakups are awesome. http://www.exbackreport.com/facebook-breakups/ These photos are the highlight of my day.
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laurievic | 04/17/2012 flag |
they get pretty brutal on twitter too - http://bit.ly/z6d1Dt
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Muiruri | 04/17/2012 flag |
"x is just a variable"...... now this one made my day...... LOL!!!
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Hunter | 03/06/2012 flag |
arguing with your unborn child via facebook...that's a new one!
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The Auracle | 01/27/2012 flag |
Dude, I don't give a fuck if any of these are fake or real. This is a fucking comedy goldmine.
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Novac | 01/05/2012 flag |
You missed blurring a name on one of the first images (3rd one, the one with the picture).
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Moira | 12/12/2011 flag |
My brain hurts. I wouldn't be as embarrassed for someone airing their dirty laundry as much as I am embarrassed for their use of grammar, or lack there of. Good god WHO is educating people these days? That was just fascinatingly sad and painful to read through. I need an Excedrin and educated adult conversation to revive me. Is it more common knowledge now? That humans are in fact the single DUMBEST species on earth? It's been known by some for quite awhile, hoping these help that lil' factoid catch on :)
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angel | 11/25/2011 flag |
THIS POST IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.......
Duh.
->Scotty MC | 06/10/2011 flag
Why do you some people feel the need to prove how "smart" they are by calling FAKE on everything? Fake or not, who cares? It's fuckin' entertaining!! I wonder how many of the people who claim FAKE all the time actually believe that reality TV is real... -
aizale almdare | 11/24/2011 flag |
bon jour
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LEtsHaveALaugh | 10/30/2011 flag |
i was on my newsfeed and saw one of these that would be great for the article, how do i send it? and yes mine is real.
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not-so-speedy | 09/14/2011 flag |
Give us MORE....
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Handflapper | 08/30/2011 flag |
Where do you get these pictures??? Because I know one of the people from the August 9 post, and his name is NOT Matt.
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John Lee | 08/08/2011 flag |
these are all hilarious, it is hard to believe people are stupid enough to post this stuff on facebook... haha!
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HB | 07/31/2011 flag |
I'm pretty sure that's considered rape, Yessie :(
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Samantha35096 | 07/26/2011 flag |
i thought the crooked dick one was hilarious especially how the mom jumped n it
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UncleBob | 07/05/2011 flag |
why did you just steal images of facebook fail and repost them here as original material? not even a link to the originals? slack people...SLACK!
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Em | 07/05/2011 flag |
Fake or not.. I could see half this crap actually happening based one what I've seen myself via FB. lol
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Claire | 07/05/2011 flag |
Sadie FTW.
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Douglas1479 | 06/17/2011 flag |
i want to scrub my eyes with brillo. trying to read some of those was horrible, for the "language" used (u no u da grl 4 me) (not the really bad pixilation)
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Betty | 06/17/2011 flag |
Oh these are real alright...I see too many "friends" on my list saying the same thing and I am stunned at the nonsense that gets put out there. It's the age we live in now though!
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hughmungus | 06/14/2011 flag |
"THEY'RE real!" WTF! YOU'RE FUNNY!!
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megsp22 | 06/11/2011 flag |
I also agree... Who cares if their real? They are funnier than heck.
I have some friends who post stuff I can't even BELIEVE they are posting, just as bad as some of this. So yes, I would totally believe if these were real!
But even if they're not, I don't care. I lauged my ass off :) If you don't like it, don't read it, right? -
Renee123638 | 06/10/2011 flag |
Maybe they're fake, maybe they're not. But two things I know: They're downright hilarious either way and I've witnessed some similar exchanges on my own friends' pages, so that makes it a little easier to believe.
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Scotty MC | 06/10/2011 flag |
Why do you some people feel the need to prove how "smart" they are by calling FAKE on everything? Fake or not, who cares? It's fuckin' entertaining!! I wonder how many of the people who claim FAKE all the time actually believe that reality TV is real...
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C | 06/08/2011 flag |
Painfully fake. come on people, wake up.
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haha | 05/28/2011 flag |
Hilarious even if it is fake it took a slight stroke of comedic genius. The best part:
"WTF MOM" ---- hahahahahahahha. Classic -
Bama | 05/27/2011 flag |
I second EM's comment. I understand the stream of conscious ethic of Facebook updates/comments and that spelling and grammar are aren't primary considerations (especially given the subject matter here), but I can't even FOLLOW some of these.
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Dave | 05/27/2011 flag |
Damn, I've been giving my wife all the pizza she wants....
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fositi | 05/27/2011 flag |
***@ftpc.fpcusa.com
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AKM | 05/27/2011 flag |
FAKE. All of these are fake. Jeez.
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Hopefortomorrow | 05/26/2011 flag |
Butt sex in exchange for pizza, not bloody fair!
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Benie | 05/25/2011 flag |
To that person lauren: Yes, it was wrong. But it was hilariois
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Hazel | 05/25/2011 flag |
HOW DID THEY GET THIS ?!?!?!?
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EM | 05/25/2011 flag |
I'm concerned by the lack of proper grammar. Some of these I couldn't even understand.
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MSG | 05/25/2011 flag |
I love the Aubrey-Janet posts. I promise not to humiliate my kids on Facebook--or elsewhere. LOL.
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EE138 | 05/25/2011 flag |
The "butsex" for pizza one made coffee come out of my nose. That hurt, thanks a lot someecards :)
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lauren | 05/25/2011 flag |
what is the deal? Do people not use their phones anymore. FB is NEVER a good break up place. and the crazy bitch who tricked her bf into thinking she was another girl was just wrong!

