Most of these signs were designed to help people — to get where they're going, to find a pet, to avoid grievous bodily harm — and yet some writing-utensil-wielding wiseasses felt compelled to come along and totally deface them. We're so glad they did. Does that mean we value a wry sense of humor or even just a lazy reference to an outdated song over the safety of our fellow human beings? We're insulted you would even ask. Of course we do.
Updated 4/13/12:
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Figure10 | 05/17/2012 flag |
Picturesofwalls.com is great for this stuff.
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fosamax bone fractures | 05/15/2012 flag |
I could use a laugh with what you posted. it was so cute. Some people can get so serious they talk about fosamax femur fracture lawsuit about medical care, politics and so many other things. Your site is quiet a relief.
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Orchid | 05/07/2012 flag |
The person who made the "You spelled quarter wrong" sign capitalized every word and used no punctuation. Granted it's a sign, but since they were going out of their way to point out someone else's mistake, they could have been more careful about what they wrote.
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Andrew | 05/06/2012 flag |
*One of My Personal Favorites:
There's a sign that says "15 MINUTE PARKING WITH FLASHERS." Then someone writes at the bottom (or tacks on a sign next to it) that says, "Then take that pervert and get the hell out of here!" -
Susan | 05/04/2012 flag |
Here's a new one from a business in OKC: http://www.signagepics.com/2012/05/okc-ok-5412-hard.html
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Susan | 04/29/2012 flag |
Just found this yesterday just outside Tulsa, Ok, while attending my daughter's regatta: http://www.signagepics.com/2012/04/42812-catoosa-ok-drive-way.html
Hahahahaha, enjoy!! -
Bukosbukosgardenia | 04/26/2012 flag |
That was a rather splendid waste of the past thirty minutes. It's basically a whole lot of scrolling hoping for something that will make you gleefully vomit, preferably all over the knock-off suit of the puling cock-monkey in the cubicle next to you. I quite enjoy reveling in the fact that certain persons feel so compelled to voice their disgust over some of these defacings. They don't realize that you just don't give a Jew turd what they think. Anyway, some of these were brilliant but most of them failed to even mildly amuse me only because I'm a heartless, fearful, quilt-loving degenerate living in my Granny's basement with only my massive collection of Soliel Moon-Frye print-offs for company. I was most likely the only 47 year old man rocking a size small Punky Brewster t-shirt back in the day. I admit my beer gut was way bigger back then and I probably should have washed those hot little pink denim shorts more often. But life was different back then. I could mosey and saunter and shimmy and shake my big business any where I cared to. Nobody said "There's a really weird guy moaning in the bushes" every time I went out.
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jennifer | 04/24/2012 flag |
damn it you made me spit all over my monitor i was laughing so hard
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Extreme Vaporizer | 04/05/2012 flag |
It's crazy how signages and alerts mean well but look different as well. They usually become misinterpreted by the individuals it was suitable for. Just like ealier today when I requested my manager for a Payday enhance Money Advance, and lo and observe, he provided me a holiday depart. Oh well, I'd just have to create do.
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Sheilagh | 04/01/2012 flag |
Really not trying to be snotty, but it's so cool to discover so many ppl with incisive senses of humor and observation. Sometimes it seems the world is populated by the "slow", so this is a wonderful eyeopener!
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Nick | 03/31/2012 flag |
Is this where we're supposed to write funny things? In this rectangular white box? How funny should it be? Thigh-slapping funny or Mom tripped over the fax machine because she's drunk again funny? Funny because there's nothing for dinner again tonight? That kind of funny? Funny that Robbie can't see because he's got diabetes retinosa? Funny that Dad keeps about twenty guns in his top drawer in the bedroom? Funny that I want to try one on Robbie? Funny that I want to try one on Daddy and Mommy too, and maybe Christie? That kind of funny? You should tell me what kind of funny other wize I wont know.
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Anntichrist S. Coulter | 03/19/2012 flag |
Far too compacted in the tiny font below, so one more shot, just to be clear:
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Austin | 03/15/2012 flag |
I love the Asteroids reference on pg 13 LOL
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Patricia Naughton | 03/15/2012 flag |
Several of these cracked me up. Is the Cher the road one one of the streets off of Cranston St in Providence, RI?!
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Timm | 03/14/2012 flag |
Sounds like something Ned would say...
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Dave | 03/04/2012 flag |
This is really funny, but I don't think the one about Ned Flanders should be on this site, graffiti on signs is hilarious but defacing a gravestone is just inappropriate and this site should not be supporting such behaviour.
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themaryah | 02/24/2012 flag |
A Beck reference!!! I LOVE IT!!!
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bobiM | 02/20/2012 flag |
It's funny how signages and warnings mean well but look different at the same time. They tend to become misunderstood by the people it was intended for. Just like ealier this morning when I asked my boss for a Payday Cash Advance, and lo and behold, he gave me a vacation leave. Oh well, I'd just have to make do.
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Preeti | 02/15/2012 flag |
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Great to read about smart ass responses, when I first came to London, I couldnt read english and going out had to be well thought out, I worked at hotels to finance me studies and now many years later, I see the funny side to these signs, and believe me when I say my funny side is probably different from yours… London escorts
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Caleb crim | 02/15/2012 flag |
This sucks
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Matt | 02/15/2012 flag |
So the speed limit "2x = (360 / 4 )" is 45?
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Garrett | 02/15/2012 flag |
@Anntichrist S. Coulter
It's only not funny to morons that don't understand the joke. HOT AIR, man. HOT AIR. I can tell by your screen name that you're keen on politics - perhaps it's making you stupid? -
Anntichrist S. Coulter | 02/14/2012 flag |
P.S. the stoopid-waste-of-electricity hand dryer bullshit about Obama is about as funny as a wet fart.
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Anntichrist S. Coulter | 02/14/2012 flag |
Fuck, Polly, I nearly killed myself, whilst doing TNR/rescue work for feral cats with a broken lumbar AND cervical (neck) spine for YEARS, and even *I* laughed at the "standing on the animal" gag, stoopid as it is. Yeah, there's probably more than a few sociopath fucktards around here who think that harming animals small and large is "funny" or "sport," but you're not going to convert anybody or educate anybody by being a dildo.
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Caleb | 02/09/2012 flag |
This is funny. I also saw a lady today that looked like a walking cock
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tiki_92090 | 02/08/2012 flag |
The T.Hanks one is from Smithfield's Barbeque, on all of their trash cans, so no "improved it".
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incontinence products | 02/01/2012 flag |
I also want to give my opinions in this article. I do not have time today but I will visit later and will give comments.
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elleriffic | 01/26/2012 flag |
How do you add a photo to this, I have one!
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Dick bobber | 01/25/2012 flag |
Lololol!! It's always sunny in philedelphia reference!!!
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keneek johnson | 01/22/2012 flag |
why is it a ugly girl is easy to get a guy,and its very hard for a ugly guy to get a pretty girl
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loop 81 | 01/15/2012 flag |
I love this page so much, I have not laughed so much for ages!!!!!!
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The Narcotic Lollipop | 01/14/2012 flag |
They've put an annoying sign on our offices...
Do Not Feed The Cranky Old Bastards
Do Not Talk To The Cranky Old Bastards
Do Not Photograph The Cranky Old Bastards
Do Not Throw Stones At The Cranky Old Bastards
Old? I'm fucking 28!
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Hey | 01/10/2012 flag |
The Pie Area one is 100% photoshopped. The cross-lines are totally straight, the word PIE is written with the photoshop brush tool, and the line that makes the pie image is fake too.
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rit4dz | 01/09/2012 flag |
love the 404 room not found...
http://www.threadless.com/submission/392756/Preparation_for_the_Spring/showmore,designs -
Dale | 01/08/2012 flag |
It's amazing how many people can't spell MastUrbate.
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matt | 01/08/2012 flag |
these are actually really hilarious
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Trix | 01/07/2012 flag |
this is the most hilarious post that i have seen in a long, long time.
throughout the entire thing, i've had tears running from my eyes...and it usually takes A LOT to make me laugh.
my absolute favourite is the one about "When it comes to animal abuse where do you stand? Ans: On the animal".
classic.
well done, HappyPlace.com! -
Bill | 01/06/2012 flag |
Unicorn Meat: AMEN. Polly: Chill, babe. The world isn't out to get you. Unless you actually ENJOY being a member of the perpetually offended, professional victim class, life is a lot easier to deal with when you have a thick skin.
(and yes, I love animals, have had pets almost my entire life, and never abuse them. I love them so much that I can't bring myself to hunt fuzzy furry creatures, however I will fight to the death to protect your right to do so if you so choose.) -
Unicorn Meat | 01/06/2012 flag |
Sweet christ! Some of you posting comments on here are uptight as hell! These are witty, smartass, fun signs people! If you don't find the humor in them, there's something painfully wrong in your life. No...animal abuse isn't funny, but funny comments about animal abuse are. Get over yourselves!
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Duh | 01/03/2012 flag |
@MadCow....Stupid cows come from California...Smart Cows come from Wisconsin. Answer is 45. Look at the sign again.
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KAWAIIXO | 12/21/2011 flag |
SOOOO COOOLLLLLL
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StupidMadCow | 12/08/2011 flag |
MadCow - Your math would be fine if that's what the sign said (hint: it's not). Be careful who you call stupid, you may just make an ass of yourself instead.
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MadCow | 12/07/2011 flag |
stupid 2x=(360/40); 2x = 9; x = 9/2; x = 4.5
Drive 4.5 mph and you get killed by the guy drive 45 ;) -
DeFlanko | 12/02/2011 flag |
for those who aren't good at math, x=45
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J | 11/25/2011 flag |
geez, why don't you tightwads either get laid more often or have a 30-day course in A Sense of Humo[u]r?
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tredford13 | 11/23/2011 flag |
Schizophrenics, multiple personalities, bipolar, whatever. Its all crazy. And yes, I do not care and am completely insensitive. Kthxbai
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ravengirl | 11/23/2011 flag |
@ natalie, at least they spelled "schizophrenics" correctly.
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natalie | 11/23/2011 flag |
Scizpophenics do NOT have multiple personalities. :| Learn it idiots.
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rit4dz | 11/23/2011 flag |
Nice discovers
http://rit-artworld.blogspot.com/
