Most violent use of breast milk ever.
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The Understatement of the Year award goes to Sheriff Walter L Davis III for his quote, "This is a prime example of how alcohol can make individuals do things they would not normally do." Alcohol or not, Stephanie Robinette has dealt a serious blow to the movement to make people more comfortable with women breastfeeding in public. From now on, when a mom pulls her breast from her top at a cafe, who's to say whether she intends to feed her baby or open fire on a barista for adding too much froth to her machiatto? Perhaps it's time to stop calling it motherhood, and start calling it "weaponized womanhood."

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  • Currently breastfeeding | 09/09/2011 flag  |

    Yup it can squirt a good distance even if your not trying.. Its worse if you're engorged and bubs cries .. Then it can squirt a good distance and time

  • Sam | 07/04/2011 flag  |

    Where*

  • Sam | 07/04/2011 flag  |

    @spayer-maybe your breasts dont work that way, or you dont know how to work 'em, lol! Cuz yes, breast milk can be "squirted like a squirt gun" a good distance if you know whe and how to squeeze. :)

  • YoMomma | 06/30/2011 flag  |

    oh nevermind. I just read the upper part. If she just let fire with her boob on a cop then thats a different story. This isnt about breastfeeding at all. Its about a woman squirting a cop with her boob milk because she was upset. Very different. The phrasing and title are deceiving.

  • YoMomma | 06/30/2011 flag  |

    awesome. I love her. She makes a great point about the problems with a society where a guy with a gun can harass a woman feeding a child and get support from the 'wise elders' in punishing her for being rude...when they are disrupting her feeding her infant.

    no respect. Its like hall monitors gone wild all over again
    and as far as 'shooting' goes.

    you can shoot someone with a gun. You can only squirt someone with a boob.

    The terminology being used here is incendiary and misguided so to make the cops seem reasonable when they are just being overbearing pushy jerks. (IMO)

  • gracie | 06/29/2011 flag  |

    Maybe some of us just have a natural hidden "talent." Yeah, I'll just call it that- a hidden talent, lol!

  • spayer | 06/28/2011 flag  |

    @Gracie. Oh, yes, I have. Yup...they've been engorged...still, can't shoot like a squirt gun. Doesn't work that way.

    @Mariane...as drunk as she looks in that mug shot...yeah. Too much for baby.

  • gracie | 06/28/2011 flag  |

    You would think that men (aka boob experts) would know more about the anatomy of the boob. LOL

  • christian | 06/28/2011 flag  |

    Thank you for the boob lesson mariane..

  • Mariane | 06/28/2011 flag  |

    If she was drinking, the alcohol will get in the breast milk and into the baby. Better she spray it than feed it. And yes, it will spray. Sometimes in multiple streams because the nipple is like a sponge, not a faucet.

  • Gracie | 06/28/2011 flag  |

    Um yes it's possible. Have you breastfed before? Have your boobs been engorged? Mine have and I (and my husband) can attest that you can actually "shoot" someone with breast milk.

  • spayer | 06/28/2011 flag  |

    I just want to say: NOT EVEN POSSIBLE!!!

    Where do people get the impression you can "fire" breast milk at people from the breast!?!?!

  • Denise | 06/28/2011 flag  |

    Well, I guess it's better than spitting. Makes for great story!

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