As the summer heats up it's understandable that sex might invade our thoughts with increasing frequency. Clothing becomes more scarce, bare skin grows more plentiful, and the USA Network crams its lineup with dramedies that take place in seaside vacation spots full of bikini-clad extras. We're only human, dammit! And so are the editors and meteorologists behind the accidental infestation of dong and innuendo plaguing this selection of filthy weather reports.