If you were looking for a religion that takes you around and around in circles for what seems like an eternity, only to be greeted at the end by Jesus waving a checkered flag, then look no further. While the existence of a heavenly Winner's Circle is yet to be proven, the Holy Bible: Stock Car Racing Edition is a frighteningly concrete truth, proven by its page on Amazon. It makes perfect sense to market your Bible to the Bible Belt, but we will know the end times are near when there's a Holy Bible: Glee Edition.