If you enjoy family-friendly dining or are consistently hungover, then you’re no stranger to the Denny’s value menu. In an effort to offer something more horrific than Friendly's hamburgers with grilled cheese sandwiches for buns, Denny's has a special new treat for you: the "Fried Cheese Melt," a sandwich that combines four fried mozzarella sticks and melted American cheese, all grilled between two slices of sourdough bread. And in case your heart is still functioning, it comes with fries. For only $4, you can afford not to think about the future medical bills.