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Things That Actually Exist: Pop-Tart Sushi

The ideas you have while stoned can sometimes be marketable. Pop-Tart Sushi, made of three types of Pop-Tarts minced and wrapped in a fruit roll-up, is actually an item on the menu at the new Pop-Tarts World in Times Square. So unlike regular sushi, Pop-Tart Sushi puts you less at risk for a Pivenesque case of mercury poison but more at risk for going into a diabetic coma.
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