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  • LISTS
    02/17/2012

    More of our favorite brutally honest cake inscriptions.

    Cakes are the prerequisite celebration dessert for birthdays, graduations, weddings, and prison homecomings. But according to the inscriptions on these cakes, they're also handy for smoothing...
  • LISTS
    12/13/2011

    A to-do list you might actually finish.

    Someone has finally created a list of goals that is almost completely procrastination-proof. Although, to be honest, we'd probably just stop writing after the first one and skip right to the nap.
  • CONGRATULATIONS
    11/18/2011

    Good fat.

  • CONGRATULATIONS
    11/07/2011

    Race survival.

  • CONGRATULATIONS
    07/07/2011

    Sad milestone.

  • CONGRATULATIONS
    05/22/2011

    Picture explains why Rapture didn't happen.

    This artist's rendition of yesterday's events reveals that The Macho Man's untimely death was extremely timely after all. We can only hope that somewhere, Hulk Hogan is preparing for 2012.
  • GRADUATION
    05/09/2011

    A graduation cake decorated by someone who never passed English.

    < CLICK TO ENLARGE >What better way to honor someone who's entering the job market than with a cake from someone who sucks at their job? Somehow, a Costco employee managed to turn this...
  • CONGRATULATIONS
    04/11/2011

    Why you should always read the responses to a Facebook status update before commenting.

    We've all done it: blindly responded to a status update, almost out of reflex, to offer our half-assed congratulations to someone we don't care about enough to actually call. But this can...
  • CONGRATULATIONS
    03/22/2011

    Paper bag more pessimistic than you.

    This bag romanticizes its one trivial accomplishment like some brown paper version of the quarterback who peaked in high school. Though it seems to have solemnly accepted its own uncertain fate, its...
  • FRIENDSHIP
    01/21/2011

    The perfect gift for any woman who menstruates.

    Why did it take so long for this disturbing and extremely useful invention? Use that anger as another reason to beat the crap out of the Super Period Fun Time Uterus Piñata (actual name)....

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