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05/15/2012
Text message rejection leads to passive-aggressive text message retaliation.
A woman enjoyed this delightful text message exchange after a date with a lawyer who showed up wearing a fedora. Despite the offending hatwear, she didn't pretend to go to the bathroom and...
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04/27/2012
Girlfriend decorates boyfriend's truck to let him know she's out of her mind.
It was nice of her to write this message on his truck so he can immediately hop behind the wheel and floor it across state lines, not stopping to pick up any possessions or say goodbye to anybody....
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03/09/2012
Cartoon illustrates how women can forever destroy a pickup artist's self-esteem.
While this comic from XKCD offers some excellent retaliation tips against the pickup artist, that monologue bummed us out a little. Earlier today we were thinking that blogging about comic strips...
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03/05/2012
Helpful new questionnaire for undatable sociopaths.
We recently heard about a new Australian dating website called Wot Went Wrong which doesn't help you find a date, but instead allows the dates who blew you off to explain exactly what it...
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02/22/2012
What it would look like if Gmail helped you make better dating decisions.
This proposed Gmail feature from Abstruse Goose is like a handy digital version of your best friends shaking their heads at you and saying, "Please don't." We hope Google Labs takes...
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02/22/2012
Unfortunate ad placement creates the most depressing promotion for online dating ever.
A reader who subscribes to the LAist newsletter spotted this regrettably placed ad above a tragic top story. Since How About We is also the official dating site for Someecards, we want to reassure...
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02/19/2012
Witness the most disastrous post-date texting conversation in history.
Redditor rmcoop27 claims he received this ridiculously long string of increasingly deranged text messages from a girl he went out with a single time. There are probably enough pages of red flags and...
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02/17/2012
The most wonderfully honest online dating commercial ever made. (NSFW)
Hey it's just like how our parents got together! Dad's still pissed that Mom keeps pretending to have never heard of His Girl Friday. This video from Jon Lajoie has to be the darkest...
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02/15/2012
Why you shouldn't break up with a crazy girl who has pictures of your tiny penis. (NSFW)
This video positions comedian Rachel Bloom as the new Adele, if Adele had a cell phone full of tiny dick pics. Though we don't see the revenge factor in posting a picture of his penis...
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02/14/2012
What it looks like when Siri doesn't believe you could possibly have Valentine's Day plans.
You might be able to put up a good front for friends and coworkers, but there's no hiding how alone you are from Siri. She knows how quiet your phone has been. She knows your late-night texts...
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