Gay
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  • THE GAYS
    05/11/2012

    The single-most deranged anti-gay rant ever read calmly into a microphone.

    Stop the presses, because this Lincoln, Nebraska woman has a lot of very important things to tell you about homosexualty. Of course, you can already read them in her self-published twice-hourly...
  • CELEBRITIES
    05/08/2012

    EXCLUSIVE: Man who sounds suspiciously like John Travolta looks for new masseur on Craigslist.

    Now that a second male masseur has come forward with a lawsuit against John Travolta, it's pretty clear the actor has been barking up the wrong secret-gay-handjob tree. But apparently, as...
  • COLLEGE
    04/05/2012

    College sex survey is more confused about sexuality than you are.

    So wait, do you check this box if you're Chinese, or if you prefer sex with Chinese women? Or men? Or both? Forget it, we're just going to keep things simple and check...
  • FACEBOOK
    03/27/2012

    Guy comes out of closet on Facebook to friends who are entirely too geeky to care.

    Welcome to the after-school special of the digital age. A young man comes out to his friends, hopeful that they'll be accepting and supportive, and they are! Except when it comes to the design of...
  • RECEIPTS
    12/30/2011

    Restaurant charges customers extra for gayness.

    Apparently this restaurant is either owned by ultraconservative bigots or that sixth-grader who taunts you during Call of Duty deathmatches on XBox Live. We had no idea it was legal to charge extra...
  • SOMEWHAT TOPICAL
    12/09/2011

    Irrelevant hater.

  • HEADLINES
    11/08/2011

    Headline proves strokes are totally gay.

    Doctors knew something was odd when his first words upon waking up were Cher lyrics. This article kind of makes us want to have a stroke. Not that we want to switch sexual orientations necessarily,...
  • CARS
    09/27/2011

    How to let fellow drivers know your homosexuality never takes a day off.

    It's refreshing to see someone who's not only open with their sexuality, but who knows you can't half-ass it. We've had enough of timid, fly-by-night license plates like "GAY...
  • SOMEWHAT TOPICAL
    09/20/2011

    "Don't ask, don't tell" policy repealed!

  • RECEIPTS
    08/31/2011

    Grocery store receipt spreads gossip about grocery store cashier.

    We never look at our grocery store receipts, mostly to avoid confronting the shame of buying nothing but Hot Pockets and toilet paper. But maybe we should start, because apparently the employees have...

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