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04/23/2012
How an attempt at a religious vanity plate can make you look like the biggest perv on the highway.
You so don't want to be around when this Lord is risen. And no matter what he offers you, don't drink it. The stuff he turned the water into is not wine. This driver should have known this...
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LISTS
04/18/2012
More of the greatest instances of religion being mocked on Facebook.
We assumed it was a rule of thumb these days that if you want to guarantee not being taken seriously, just post something on Facebook. Using snark-laden social media as a platform for your views on...
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EASTER
04/06/2012
Church shamelessly attempts to reach younger demographic.
"Stay away, Grandpa — this church service is for KIDZ only! That's right, we used a "z" instead of an "s," because we don't conform to the spelling rules of...
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EASTER
04/06/2012
A headline that would make Jesus crawl back into his tomb.
Your parents see Easter egg hunts on movies and TV and they think, "That looks like fun. I'd love to get into one of those things, be more involved with my kids' lives, and really bust...
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04/05/2012
If church signs were honest about Easter.
With Easter mass looming, that church you pretend to belong to is going to start ramping up their efforts to get you through their doors again. With so many natural disasters, Transformers sequels,...
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GRAFFITI
03/27/2012
Amusingly blasphemous street art depicts Jesus's love of disco.
This is the sassy, fun-loving Jesus we never get to see. In fact, rumor has it there's a lost book of the New Testament set entirely inside a roller rink that features the 12 apostles in an...
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03/22/2012
The 50 most insane search suggestions ever seen on Google.
We probably shouldn't be surprised by anything people Google at this point, considering we all rely on it for everything short of brushing our teeth for us. But these search suggestions are...
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03/14/2012
How to get several billion Christians pissed off at an energy drink in only 30 seconds.
Sorry, but this South African commercial offends even us. Not because we're into Jesus or anything (sooo many Jews here!), but because this insinuates that the Red Bull-and-vodka swilling...
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RELIGION
03/04/2012
More of the most absurd objects Jesus has ever appeared on.
GreasusApparently when Christians say "Jesus is everywhere," they mean "especially the stupidest places possible." These lesser-known Christ sightings from around the country...
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12/24/2011
7 more merrily inappropriate Christmas decorations.
Burst Of Holiday Cheer Christmas can mean different and disturbing things to different people, and no one should tell you how to creepily express your excitement for this most wonderful time of...
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